we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

[ab357]

Hey LD, speak for your self.

In my Bill Clinton voice: "I have never had sessions with that woman. If there's no tape, I stand by my claim.

 

[LordDavon]

Hey LD, speak for your self.

In my Bill Clinton voice: "I have never had sessions with that woman. If there's no tape, I stand by my claim.

Not only is there a tape. It is going to the highest bidder!

 

[TexasT]

Congrats!!!!

Badboy, I'm glad you've joined us!

I guess the congratulations were for me. Thanks!

Now get on here and help me with these people, oh, wait, maybe you meant congrats for MistressNomad ... geez, sorry.

 

[ab357]

Not only is there a tape. It is going to the highest bidder!

Hide under the bed when you hear my black helicopters approach.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Ask Ab about HIS new ProVari ... oh yes ... again!

Leave it to Ab to fry so many batteries and mods. I think he should be a beta tester for all mods.

 

[TexasT]

Leave it to Ab to fry so many batteries and mods. I think he should be a beta tester for all mods.

Ab would require specialized Safety Training before undertaking anything like this. Blowing up his Buzz, blowing up his ProVari and setting his crotch of fire from laying the Buzz in his lap ...

I don't know. This could signal the end of mods if Ab beta tested them.


PAR-BROIL AB, NOT COWS!

 

[VanderVape]

I thought I read that those two mods were near indestructible???

I didn't know he needed supervising that closely?

 

[TexasT]

I thought I read that those two mods were near indestructible???

I didn't know he needed supervising that closely?

Nothing is "indestructible" around Ab. Just to be on the safe side he has purchased and wears fire ......ant underwear and has had miniature fire extinguishers built into his pants pockets.

When he set his crotch on fire by laying his Buzz in his lap (I never asked WHY he did that - I think I was afraid he might tell me), he stopped traffic and jumped out of his vehicle and fifteen people stopped to help beat out the flames. Sadly, they were all men, so he didn't really get to make any new friends.

When he got to the hospital they asked him how he did this horrendous thing and he said he did it with an electronic cigarette. The poor guy had serious burns on his happy place plus severe bruising, contusions and lacerations from the 15 guys who beat out the flames. One of them took his billfold.

Anyhow, the hospital didn't believe him and they snickered and I guess that was when Ab lost it. When my wifes mother got there to console him they had him in leather restraints and had a huge ice pack on his happy place. The ice had begun to melt and the bag was slipping so she was nice enough to rearrange it for Ab.

The ice had done what ice does to ones happy place and she reported back that there really wasn't much to see. So she left.

Yes, Ab requires careful supervision when vaping.

You ought to see what the poor guy has to go through to fry an egg!

 

[ab357]

It was all worth it to get rid of your mother in law.

Um... she was a little confused, that was my left leg. Wonder what body part she thought was on the far left side?


Somebody bring TT's mother in law some new bifocals at the BBQ

Fry... My cooking skills consist of deciding which place to get take out.

 

[VanderVape]

OMG I was laughing so hard I couldn't hardly read that aloud to Kat.

Be careful Ab when your reaching for stuff in your pockets as you might end up having Foamy pants. Would love to see you explain that to someone.

On the other subject about the fire ......ant underwear... Wait I better not go there. lol

 

[ab357]

Don't tell him I told you but TexasT has a tendency to fabricate a wee bit.

 

[VanderVape]

Um what's he fabricating about? Sounds all pretty true to me.

 

[ab357]

I'm afraid you've caught T itist. Make an emergency appointment with Dr. Pammy as soon as possible.


You can't believe anything he says, but TexasT's cows make for good grilling

 

[LordDavon]

Um what's he fabricating about? Sounds all pretty true to me.

If you ask T, he will most likely tell you he is "washing and fabricating his clothes" in that laundry room of his.

 

[TexasT]

Being the unofficial FSUSA Investigative Reporter, I report the facts, just the facts, only the facts and that's a fact.

 

[VanderVape]

Being the unofficial FSUSA Investigative Reporter, I report the facts, just the facts, only the facts and that's a fact.

And you need to go and report on that cow that is currently dancing across your lawn in that bikini

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I thought I read that those two mods were near indestructible???

I didn't know he needed supervising that closely?

Both are extreme sturdy and hard to destroy. It's an Ab thing.

 

[FieryOne]

Wow, I've been a bit out of the loop with ECF Forum. Congratulations MN, I hope you enjoy your new adventure. Kudo's to FSUSA for striking a new path in vaping and quality control. I knew I was right about you.

 

[ab357]

Both are extreme sturdy and hard to destroy. It's an Ab thing.

We should start an official ECF "Make AB a Beta Tester" movement. Everyone should be required to have me Beta their new stuff.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

We should start an official ECF "Make AB a Beta Tester" movement. Everyone should be required to have me Beta their new stuff.

It would be very wise for all ECF suppliers to have you beta test new mods! Then you can let them know how quickly it will fry.