My lightsaber... My wife calls it my sonic screwdriver. (It's an SVD) I just bought the lightsaber wrap from jwraps to put on it so now there will be no doubt what it is!
Stiff
stiffie
Mr. Mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
Jack's magic beanstalk
tall Tommy
mushroom on a stick
Mr. Mushroomhead
purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uhh, Pedro.
To name a few.![]()