Not only has lanceq not visited my page, it seems that no one really visits my page!! *Calls therapist*
You have the most colorful profile page I've visited
I was your sixth visitor! You've only had six visitors!WHO IS lanceq???
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You have the most colorful profile page I've visited
I was your sixth visitor! You've only had six visitors!
Well, in early onset Alzheimer's disease, for example, doctors are running a fairly simple inexpensive test. They have found that the sense of smell can be quite affected. So, to test, you would have the subject put on a blindfold. Then one at a time, have the subject plug one nostril and leave the other open. Using a spoonful of peanut butter, approach the subject's nose with it and have them tell you when they can smell it, and write down the distance from the nose. Then do the same thing with the other nostril. In preliminary testing, researchers are finding that there is a 5cm difference between the left and right nostrils, right being closer in subjects who were later confirmed to have early onset Alzheimer's.
On my phone as usual...
You have the most colorful profile page I've visited
I'm #7
And the first to post a message!
Um, Q, are you male or female?
Fascinating. The peanut butter, I mean. Good fastener, when it dries it's like glue.
Back to lanceq. Wonder if at least some of these type of things are perpetrated by psychology or sociology majors conducting experiments for a thesis. How does a community react to the stimulus, or mere presence, of a quiet stranger? Now here goes Evil Spock:
I can say for a fact that lanceq is someone who has already posted in this room, and that person is not me.
Now, what happens? We tear each other apart, usually. Alliances form, mistrust is fostered. Some believe, some do not. Social dynamics all over the spectrum. For the record, that is pure speculation.
There are gnomes invading my neighborhood. Everywhere. Little gnomes, painted on small pieces of wood. Sometimes just left near a tree, never nailed to a tree, but sometimes nailed to the very bottom of utility poles. There is one right outside out house. He has a skirt, looks a little like a drag queen, but that's okay, my wife and I love RuPaul's Drag Race. They are all up and down the street.
Maybe it is this lanceq. Maybe he is a gnome.
Invasion of the Gnomes
Back to lanceq. Wonder if at least some of these type of things are perpetrated by psychology or sociology majors conducting experiments for a thesis. How does a community react to the stimulus, or mere presence, of a quiet stranger? Now here goes Evil Spock:
I can say for a fact that lanceq is someone who has already posted in this room, and that person is not me.
Now, what happens? We tear each other apart, usually. Alliances form, mistrust is fostered. Some believe, some do not. Social dynamics all over the spectrum. For the record, that is pure speculation.
There are gnomes invading my neighborhood. Everywhere. Little gnomes, painted on small pieces of wood. Sometimes just left near a tree, never nailed to a tree, but sometimes nailed to the very bottom of utility poles. There is one right outside out house. He has a skirt, looks a little like a drag queen, but that's okay, my wife and I love RuPaul's Drag Race. They are all up and down the street.
Maybe it is this lanceq. Maybe he is a gnome.
Invasion of the Gnomes
Dementia , Alzheimer's no way I am as sharp as a tack. So what I am gathering about your peanut butter test is I should put a dab on my shoulder while typing at night to see if lanceq is there and he licks it off. Just clarifying to see if I got that right. But , but what if lanceq has a nut allergy and doesn't go for the bait ?
Hey I didn't know you were my neighbor. Hey , hey , hey.
As a non-Vulcan as myself I would initially say that your deduction is logical. However, as one who has seen Star Trek I begin to doubt the logic of Evil Spock because any time I see someone make a statement such as this "I can say for a fact that lanceq is someone who has already posted in this room, and that person is not me". I am inclined to be suspicious of that person. I also get a sense that lanceq is of an evil nature. Do you see the logical conclusion to my train of thought Evil Spock?
The Q! as in lanceQ?I'm #7
And the first to post a message!
Um, Q, are you male or female?
You see?
Could very well be an elaborate attempt at trolling, setting the stage if you will. There is now no sense in anyone proclaiming either guilt or innocence, since there is no way to obtain proof. Short of computer wizardry that is beyond me.
Could very well be an elaborate attempt at trolling, setting the stage if you will. There is now no sense in anyone proclaiming either guilt or innocence, since there is no way to obtain proof. Short of computer wizardry that is beyond me.
I can say with certainty that he will go for the bait unless he *knows* he has a nut allergy.
see? See what I did there?
but honestly, we have now the responsibility of asking You Jensy.....do you want lanceq to lick your shoulder? hmmmm? *raises eyebrows*
Well , wellllll I could let him lick my shoulder I guess . I mean if your saying I'm not brave enough to do well I will you know . I might be tiny, but I'm kick .... kinda brave . Yes, I do believe I will put my shoulder out there for a tad wee little lick, hmmmmmmmm you don't think he will nibble do you? I just don't think I could bare a nibble . Oh, crap I , I just don't know now . Come on anyone else want to volunteer, what about all you big burly guys.
I really am starting to feel a little uneasy about this whole peanut butter thing . Dam you Chapel ! I mean Chapel the peanut butter was your idea you do it, yeah you do. I just want to go back to my no wearing pajama days and leaving the dam peanut butter in the fridge . Too much pressure, to much pressure, TOOO MUCH PRESSURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is what the mystery of lanceq does to people. Take a deep breathe, have a peanut butter sandwich, a couple big puffs of vapor. Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one. None of us can afford to let down our guard. If he can get us to turn on one another then he has defeated us and he remains a mystery and will continue to be that unknown person on all of our profile visitors list. I have not seen him on mine for a few days and I cannot begin to tell you what peace of mind I have had in knowing that he has not come to visit me. I just want for all forum members to experience that same peace of mind. Let's try to keep it together people and be united as we face our common foe.
Certainly not!!
I'm #7
And the first to post a message!
Um, Q, are you male or female?
Female. I've kept a low profile, I got my avatar asterisked back in that thread, lol.
Thanks everyone that visited, I cancelled my therapy appointment.
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Certainly not!!
Female. I've kept a low profile, I got my avatar asterisked back in that thread, lol.
Thanks everyone that visited, I cancelled my therapy appointment.
Suspicions run deep in this thread. I think some times lanceq is everywhere and everyone. I even questioned myself in the mirror this morning. He has really gotten under my skin and now I fear I may be overly obsessed. jk I'm gonna find out who you are lanceq!
QRXT, I'm very happy you canceled therapy. Maybe I need to make an appointment.
Hey, there's that asterisk thing being mentioned again! I'm still foggy on what that was all about.
dang lance has visited me again
wow lmfao i've had a whole 130 visitors....dang...guess I've been coming out of my corner a bit too much lately....
goes back to lurking
wow lmfao i've had a whole 130 visitors....dang...guess I've been coming out of my corner a bit too much lately....
goes back to lurking
Errrr what the hell is going on in here??? so if i eat a peanut butter sandwich lanceq will reveal himself to me? Whos Q? Oh gawd this is not good for my paranoia
so if i eat a peanut butter sandwich lanceq will reveal himself to me? Whos Q? Oh gawd this is not good for my paranoia
Hmmm... should I keep this to myself, or just put it out there? Ah to heck with it. What are they gonna do? Don't even try to find me... Fisheeboy! It's you isn't it? ISN'T IT? All was going swimmingly here before you "discovered" lanceq. You put it into our minds and lit the fire of paranoia - "Am I the only one curious about this guy?" My eyes were closed and I was content, but you saw fit to disrupt my state and now you're spreading the fear all the while portraying yourself as a victim. HA! Gotcha clever little Fishee! Minion of lanceq! "I'm Fisheeboy. I visit your Lurkers old & new thread sometimes but never say anything." Sounds like another shadowy entity we now know of - doesn't it!
"The dude is very popular especially for having done nothing"... how do you know he hasn't done anything unless you're allied with him - huh? Also, you've admitted here that you visit other's profiles... are you a scout for lanceq or one in the same? I think Evil Spock is onto you as well and now you're casting suspicion upon him. Oh you're good Fishee, but perhaps too good for your own good (is that good confused myself there) - no it's bad. "Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one." Yes, you'd know right... I've got my eye on you Fishee - on ALL OF YOU! You won’t break me lanceq!
"The dude is very popular especially for having done nothing"... how do you know he hasn't done anything unless you're allied with him - huh? Also, you've admitted here that you visit other's profiles... are you a scout for lanceq or one in the same? I think Evil Spock is onto you as well and now you're casting suspicion upon him. Oh you're good Fishee, but perhaps too good for your own good (is that good confused myself there) - no it's bad. "Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one." Yes, you'd know right... I've got my eye on you Fishee - on ALL OF YOU! You won’t break me lanceq!
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