WHO IS lanceq???

[SamNapolitanke]

OH MY GAWD! Fishee is lanceQ? No way, cannot be, must find the truth! (Play whistly x-files tune)

 

[jensy]

This is what the mystery of lanceq does to people. Take a deep breathe, have a peanut butter sandwich, a couple big puffs of vapor. Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one. None of us can afford to let down our guard. If he can get us to turn on one another then he has defeated us and he remains a mystery and will continue to be that unknown person on all of our profile visitors list. I have not seen him on mine for a few days and I cannot begin to tell you what peace of mind I have had in knowing that he has not come to visit me. I just want for all forum members to experience that same peace of mind. Let's try to keep it together people and be united as we face our common foe.

Yes, yes of course your e right. Calm, ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, breathe. Yes mucho better ah. However there is no way on Gods green earth I am taking off this tinfoil hat tonight. I will take my chances with no pajamas but hell to the no on the tinfoil. Stay safe out there peeps.

 

[jensy]

Hmmm... should I keep this to myself, or just put it out there? Ah to heck with it. What are they gonna do? Don't even try to find me... Fisheeboy! It's you isn't it? ISN'T IT? All was going swimmingly here before you "discovered" lanceq. You put it into our minds and lit the fire of paranoia - "Am I the only one curious about this guy?" My eyes were closed and I was content, but you saw fit to disrupt my state and now you're spreading the fear all the while portraying yourself as a victim. HA! Gotcha clever little Fishee! Minion of lanceq! "I'm Fisheeboy. I visit your Lurkers old & new thread sometimes but never say anything." Sounds like another shadowy entity we now know of - doesn't it!

"The dude is very popular especially for having done nothing"... how do you know he hasn't done anything unless you're allied with him - huh? Also, you've admitted here that you visit other's profiles... are you a scout for lanceq or one in the same? I think Evil Spock is onto you as well and now you're casting suspicion upon him. Oh you're good Fishee, but perhaps too good for your own good (is that good confused myself there) - no it's bad. "Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one." Yes, you'd know right... I've got my eye on you Fishee - on ALL OF YOU! You won’t break me lanceq!

OH MY GAWD !!!!!!!!!! Could it be true ?Say it isn't so. Of course it all does kind of add up doesn't it. But no way, well ,ya could be, nooooooo, oh crap again TOOOOOO MUCH PRESSURE .

 

[cactus71]

Come on now SamWise and jensy and EVERYONE else reading this… open your eyes! You need more proof? Oh boy, I’ve got the proof, but if you’d rather stay in your tinfoil denial caps, by all means go cower in the closet. I’m not scared and am going to expose Fishee and put him on public trial. Oh, I cannot wait for his explanation of the evidence I am about to share. I’m sure it’ll be good too – but let’s see him get off the hook this time. This is Fishee’s avatar… he scaled it down to deceive all of us – DIDN’T YA FISHEE? Oh, but with a deft eye, I caught it… and it all became so clear to me - he was hiding in plain sight all this time. I’m reeling you in now Fishee- behold the evidence… Explain yourself Fishee and divulge the identity of lanceq once and for all!

 

[Fisheeboy]

Hmmm... should I keep this to myself, or just put it out there? Ah to heck with it. What are they gonna do? Don't even try to find me... Fisheeboy! It's you isn't it? ISN'T IT? All was going swimmingly here before you "discovered" lanceq. You put it into our minds and lit the fire of paranoia - "Am I the only one curious about this guy?" My eyes were closed and I was content, but you saw fit to disrupt my state and now you're spreading the fear all the while portraying yourself as a victim. HA! Gotcha clever little Fishee! Minion of lanceq! "I'm Fisheeboy. I visit your Lurkers old & new thread sometimes but never say anything." Sounds like another shadowy entity we now know of - doesn't it!

"The dude is very popular especially for having done nothing"... how do you know he hasn't done anything unless you're allied with him - huh? Also, you've admitted here that you visit other's profiles... are you a scout for lanceq or one in the same? I think Evil Spock is onto you as well and now you're casting suspicion upon him. Oh you're good Fishee, but perhaps too good for your own good (is that good confused myself there) - no it's bad. "Don't let lanceq get inside your head. If you do then I fear there will be nothing any of us can do to help you. He's a tricky one." Yes, you'd know right... I've got my eye on you Fishee - on ALL OF YOU! You won’t break me lanceq!

Aha I see that you too are a master of diversion!

 

[jensy]

Come on now SamWise and jensy and EVERYONE else reading this… open your eyes! You need more proof? Oh boy, I’ve got the proof, but if you’d rather stay in your tinfoil denial caps, by all means go cower in the closet. I’m not scared and am going to expose Fishee and put him on public trial. Oh, I cannot wait for his explanation of the evidence I am about to share. I’m sure it’ll be good too – but let’s see him get off the hook this time. This is Fishee’s avatar… he scaled it down to deceive all of us – DIDN’T YA FISHEE? Oh, but with a deft eye, I caught it… and it all became so clear to me - he was hiding in plain sight all this time. I’m reeling you in now Fishee- behold the evidence… Explain yourself Fishee and divulge the identity of lanceq once and for all!

Oh Cactus I believe you are perhaps ah ah brilliant , yes brilliant. You are indeed a little smug as well you know. There was no need for the insults pertaining to my tinfoil hat . I worked very hard on this hat and I rock it. I am absolutely stunning wearing it. O.k o.k I digress

O.k to be fair to fishee boy I would like to see a little more proof. Yes, the picture is frightening but ............................

 

[Fisheeboy]

Come on now SamWise and jensy and EVERYONE else reading this… open your eyes! You need more proof? Oh boy, I’ve got the proof, but if you’d rather stay in your tinfoil denial caps, by all means go cower in the closet. I’m not scared and am going to expose Fishee and put him on public trial. Oh, I cannot wait for his explanation of the evidence I am about to share. I’m sure it’ll be good too – but let’s see him get off the hook this time. This is Fishee’s avatar… he scaled it down to deceive all of us – DIDN’T YA FISHEE? Oh, but with a deft eye, I caught it… and it all became so clear to me - he was hiding in plain sight all this time. I’m reeling you in now Fishee- behold the evidence… Explain yourself Fishee and divulge the identity of lanceq once and for all!

laughing so hard I'm cryingGive me a minute I,,ummm,...I can xplain that, well ye see, the L has ummm two meanings Long and Live. That Q, well that's for Queen, you know. Long Live the Queen. That's an old picture of great great uncle Clopseeboy passed down from generation to generation. He was a loyal servant to The Queen Matilda of Flanders. It's all very legit and can certainly be verified. You may even be able to Google it.

 

[jensy]

Fishee oh Fisheeee is Cactus telling us the truth . I'm frightened! I don't know what to think and and and nothing makes sense anymore.

 

[Qew]

 

[Fisheeboy]

I can see why I would be such a great candidate for suspicion. I still find it hard to imagine why someone would think such a thing. And I had hoped it would never come to the point where I would have to be defending myself.

 

[classwife]

Please try to remember that this is a fellow member and a person...

 

[Fisheeboy]

Fishee oh Fisheeee is Cactus telling us the truth . I'm frightened! I don't know what to think and and and nothing makes sense anymore.

rest assured jensy all shall be revealed in it's proper place and time.

 

[jensy]

laughing so hard I'm cryingGive me a minute I,,ummm,...I can xplain that, well ye see, the L has ummm two meanings Long and Live. That Q, well that's for Queen, you know. Long Live the Queen. That's an old picture of great great uncle Clopseeboy passed down from generation to generation. He was a loyal servant to The Queen Matilda of Flanders. It's all very legit and can certainly be verified. You may even be able to Google it.

Yup , yup I am buying this story. Sounds pretty good cough coubullghcrap cough. Sure very reasonable, throw in the Scarlet Pimpernel and I think everything could be a free ride for ole fishee boy. Sooooo Cactus what do ye say to this?

 

[cactus71]

Alright... alright... ALRIGHT! Maybe I am getting a little ahead of myself, but ever since Fishee brought whats-his-head to light and they've visited my profile I haven't slept well AT ALL! Oh yeah what was it you said earlier... ohmmmmmmmmm - yeah something like that. Okay, ohmmmm... ohmmmm... it's helping a bit. Maybe I should get down with the tinfoil hat too, or maybe just line the inside of my house - yeah that's better. Maybe I'll spray a peanut extract around the perimeter of my house too... yeah, yeah that will keep 'em from getting close to me... maybe... hopefully. *mumbling incoherently and crinkling foil on my head* - ouch, that sorta scratches a bit Another time Fishee, but like I said... I'm watching

 

[Iffy]

Please try to remember that this is a fellow member and a person...

Which one? Fisheeboy or lanceQ?

 

[Fisheeboy]

Very good cactus. Suspicion can be a healthy thing. I will do more research and clear my name and re-establish my great reputation on this thread. A thread of pondering and simply questioning. oh and meditating, ohmmmmmm....ohmmmmmm........ohmmmmm

 

[jensy]

Oh so youre back peddling now , great. Here I thought we had a fearless leader .Yuppppppppp, I can see where this is headed back to me being the brave one with my shoulder out in the open ready for the licking. Dam

On another note I think you will rock the tinfoil look Cactus, you have the perfect shading in your face for it. It gets a little warm but you will get used to the rash. It's all for the greater good.

Now back to the big issue. Is it Fishee or .......................................

 

[Fisheeboy]

Which one? Fisheeboy or lanceQ?

well I am a member and a person. I had assumed it was for my defense.

 

[jensy]

Please try to remember that this is a fellow member and a person...

So, ahhhhhhhhhh, (hangs head, sticks out lip, scuffs foot on floor) are you sending us to the corner . I hate when that happens .

 

[Fisheeboy]

Oh so youre back peddling now , great. Here I thought we had a fearless leader .Yuppppppppp, I can see where this is headed back to me being the brave one with my shoulder out in the open ready for the licking. Dam

On another note I think you will rock the tinfoil look Cactus, you have the perfect shading in your face for it. It gets a little warm but you will get used to the rash. It's all for the greater good.

Now back to the big issue. Is it Fishee or .......................................

I blame all the finger pointing and assumptions toward myself on Evil Spock. funny how I was the only one to see through his facade of Logic. Perhaps he has vulcan mind melded with the unsuspecting and unaware. keep those tinfoil caps on tight tonight ladies and gentlemen.