Why is "tootle puffing" a bad thing.. or is it?

[Robert Cromwell]

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Welcome to America
( it was a reply I've got to my similar reasoning a while ago)
P.S. I am an alien.

I am from Beta Triangula 6. The name humans know it as anyway, well except for the 6 since humans do not know how many planets the system has. The local name is not translatable.
Which system/planet are you from?

 

[Alien Traveler]

I am from Beta Triangula 6. The name humans know it as anyway, well except for the 6 since humans do not know how many planets the system has. The local name is not translatable.
Which system/planet are you from?

The one with pure tobacco not mended by BT. But still very addictive.

 

[Robert Cromwell]

The one with pure tobacco not mended by BT. But still very addictive.

All my research shows tobacco to be native to earth only. Vaping though is pretty universal, what is vaped varies a lot though.

 

[Alien Traveler]

All my research shows tobacco to be native to earth only. Vaping though is pretty universal, what is vaped varies a lot though.

I've just watched two episodes of Dr. Who (2014). He never smokes or vapes. How untrue...

 

[Robert Cromwell]

You do not see everything he does with his sonic screwdriver.
You have never seen him go to the loo either have you?

 

[Alien Traveler]

You do not see everything he does with his sonic screwdriver.
You have never seen him go to the loo either have you?

O, my... Are you going to tell its about vaping or (God forbid) sex?

 

[Robert Cromwell]

O, my... Are you going to tell its about vaping or (God forbid) sex?

God forbids sex?

Sex in the loo is a bit strange and kinky.

 

[Alien Traveler]

God forbids sex?

Hmm... By the means of screwdriver? Yes!

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Just beware of cross threading.

 

[roxynoodle]

Hrumph! I'm so offended by this thread, I'm going to bed without checking farmersonly.com to see if anyone wants to go to a hoe down or play checkers with me this weekend, dangnabit!

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Hrumph! I'm so offended by this thread, I'm going to bed without checking farmersonly.com to see if anyone wants to go to a hoe down or play checkers with me this weekend, dangnabit!

You been watchin RFDTV?

 

[tj99959]

You should read up on how the Loo became known as the Loo ..... I'm so offended!

 

[Robert Cromwell]

You should read up on how the Loo became known as the Loo ..... I'm so offended!

It is best To remain ignorant of some things in life?

 

[roxynoodle]

You been watchin RFDTV?

The tractor channel

 

[Robert Cromwell]

The tractor channel

Same thing? Or they have aseperate tractor channel now? I killed my satellite a year ago.

 

[roxynoodle]

Same thing? Or they have aseperate tractor channel now? I killed my satellite a year ago.

No, I just call it the tractor channel.

 

[VNeil]

You should read up on how the Loo became known as the Loo ..... I'm so offended!

Watch out for the water
A story I heard as a child (going back 45 years now...)
Back in the day, a gentleman always walked on the inside with his lady, he next to the shops or homes and she street side. That was so he would take the hit when the water was thrown. True story, at least it was truly the explanation I heard. Could have been Urban Legend or maybe not?
And now people worry about a little vape mist might assault them...

 

[AndriaD]

No, I just call it the tractor channel.

Comcast stopped carrying RFDTV and my husband is fit to be tied about it! He loves all those shows with the old-fart country artists sitting around jawing about people that nobody but them ever heard of!

Andria

 

[VNeil]

I have solved all the problems of this thread, plus I'm going to get rich...

I'm marketing a new line of juice that includes 10% sense of humor in each bottle.

I'm having an argument with my marketing department. One of us thinks the additive should be heavily promoted because those lacking humor will desperately want to buy it.
The other says that those without a sense of humor will not want that additive because they are happy just the way they are. We should stealth it into the juice, as a service to mankind. Kind of like how BT puts who knows what in their tobacco.
I was hoping we could break the deadlock here. What say ye?

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Kind of like putting the pressure on someone to have a nice day?