I didn't want to resort to this, but....I think only a rap battle can settle this matter, I will go first....
Thread killer, they're known to call me,
When the summer air gets hot and balmy,
Stirring up the pot,
The fires burning hot,
The lion walks on, strutting in slow and calmly.
Thread was strong, passin' on some knowledge,
My Homey Sector, quotin' things from college,
The thread was humming,
Provari haters bumming,
device controversy, the brand fanboys payin' homage.
The DP chimed in with some history on the mods,
He’s used a bunch, thinks that VW worship’s flawed,
He don’t like the Rider,
Tmax ain’t no great provider,
But giving props to the dna, it’s performance he does applaud.
The Fury says, owning makes it fundamental,
Provari superiority, the craftsmanship's elemental,
Ohms law is gets quoted,
Voices scream raw throat-ed,
Motapha's lofty words, calm, but coming off judgmental.
But the vaper's cry, they just wanna vape,
And the haters, spreading VW dissin' hate,
What this will mean to you
when ya vape-I got no clue,
But now you see, thread killers reign won't soon abate.
The best I could do on short notice, but it hit the highlights of the last couple of pages, at least. I think my employer need not worry about me quitting the day job just yet.
Thread killer, they're known to call me,
When the summer air gets hot and balmy,
Stirring up the pot,
The fires burning hot,
The lion walks on, strutting in slow and calmly.
Thread was strong, passin' on some knowledge,
My Homey Sector, quotin' things from college,
The thread was humming,
Provari haters bumming,
device controversy, the brand fanboys payin' homage.
The DP chimed in with some history on the mods,
He’s used a bunch, thinks that VW worship’s flawed,
He don’t like the Rider,
Tmax ain’t no great provider,
But giving props to the dna, it’s performance he does applaud.
The Fury says, owning makes it fundamental,
Provari superiority, the craftsmanship's elemental,
Ohms law is gets quoted,
Voices scream raw throat-ed,
Motapha's lofty words, calm, but coming off judgmental.
But the vaper's cry, they just wanna vape,
And the haters, spreading VW dissin' hate,
What this will mean to you
when ya vape-I got no clue,
But now you see, thread killers reign won't soon abate.
The best I could do on short notice, but it hit the highlights of the last couple of pages, at least. I think my employer need not worry about me quitting the day job just yet.
