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[JustaGuy]

Old one, I'm sure you've all heard it...

A guy looks up the word "dictionary" in the dictionary and sees "you're looking at it, idiot!"
So he looks up "idiot" and it says "you again?"

 

[hairball]

Everyone should shop at GH1 because they have the best damn Boge cartomizers and eGoT batteries available.

 

[36tinybells]

Everyone should shop at GreenHouse 1 because they have a excellent prices!

 

[Lauralie]

Hillary goes to heaven

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can."

So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks "What's the deal with the clocks?"

St. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth."

Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?"

St. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery."

Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband's clock on the wall?"

St. Peter replies, "Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan."

Couldn't really take the name out here....everyone knows the story

 

[toto1013]

Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

 

[kritter]

Another good reason to shop GH1 is their great customer care!

 

[Uncle]

Hillary goes to heaven

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can."

So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks "What's the deal with the clocks?"

St. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth."

Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?"

St. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery."

Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband's clock on the wall?"

St. Peter replies, "Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan."

Couldn't really take the name out here....everyone knows the story

THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY: AND although, neither one of us wants to start any political war of Republican's vs Democrat's and who is worse, especially when I think we both agree that when it comes to Adultery - they're all "perves" . . . For fair and balanced comparison and reporting - I just had to post this: The Top 10 Republican Adulterers | From the Left . . . SO, I guess they also have a "clock" on that special wall

 

[Uncle]

Okay now for an entry . . .

15yrs old boy approaches a 25yrs old woman:

Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Woman: No!! I don't like kids!

Boy: It's ok. I'll wear condoms.


P.S. And, just in case you're wondering - No, View attachment 49448 it has nothing to do with filling any of your "GreenhouseOne.com" "cartos" using the "condom" method . . .
As I am shaking my head in disbelief View attachment 49447 that you even thought it did and walking away . . .

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[smokum]

Drug Addict Bear

A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.

The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bear's at this bar.

The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn't get a beer he would eat one of his patrons.

The bartender refused so the bear ate this beautiful blond in the corner and walked back to the bar and said that if he didn't get a beer he'd eat another patron.

The bar tender told him that they never serve drug addicts in this bar.

The bear says "Drug addict?... What are you talking about?" The bartender says "That was a bar-.....-you-ate"

 

[Optimo]

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in .... up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with .... up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with .... up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

 

[Natalia]

Everyone should shop at Greeenhouse One because they are a reputable vendor with great prices... they guarantee it!

 

[woody55]

Redhead and Blonde walking in Central Park,

Redhead say's... Awww a dead bird!

Blonde looks up and says............Where!

 

[rbuck9]

Everyone should shop at GH1 because there inventory

 

[Smocha]

Corrected typo! Thanks Laura

 

[kritter]

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny.

The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: "You know, Johnny, it's not healthy to eat all that candy."

Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts "You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old."

"Oh," the man replied, "did he eat lots of candy?"

"Nope," retorted Little Johnny, "he minded his own d*#n business!"

 

[toto1013]

You've got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".

 

[Natalia]

Someone should shop at Greenhouse One because everyone else does!

 

[tyleris12]

With thier great prices and awesome selection, everyone should shop at GH1!

 

[Optimo]

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin out and throw it back!

 

[Uncle]

Greenhouse One – has “31 Different Flavors” . . . Why not be different and take a chance with “The Home Advantage” of a “30 Day Money Back Guarantee” and a “One Year Warranty" . . .
So - What‘s there not to like ! ! !