I wonder if a few vape tricks might convince him your not smoking. There's one using liter bottles about 1/3 filled with water. In one bottle it's filled with vapor and the cap is put back on. The other is filled with smoke and the cap is put back on. Wait until they settle. The bottle with vapor is clean water. The bottle with smoke has dirty tobacco water in it.
That's an awesome idea!
Oh No!!!
Oh boy! Fresh Shari!!! 
Nor can I take off work, drive to school, drive her to daycare, and go back to work every day. 