You do not want a ProVari if...
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.... if you don't believe Celine Dion and the Geico Gekko deserve the same fate mapped out by Eddardin and myself.
Only if that means being needy, clingy, sucking you dry emotionally and sobbing when you want to spent time with your friends and not me.
Only if that means being needy, clingy, sucking you dry emotionally and sobbing when you want to spent time with your friends and not me.
I think I love you.
You do not need a ProVari if
...you insist you can put Atomic Cinnacide in a Stardust, but won't read the fine print:
(from gotvapes) "New reformulated tube on the newest version of Stardusts, stronger and virtually impervious to juice leeching."
"virtually impervious"...Definition of VIRTUALLY: almost entirely, nearly
(And if their spelling is correct, the plastic is virtually impervious to juice being consumed by blood-sucking worms.)
...you insist you can put Atomic Cinnacide in a Stardust, but won't read the fine print:
(from gotvapes) "New reformulated tube on the newest version of Stardusts, stronger and virtually impervious to juice leeching."
"virtually impervious"...Definition of VIRTUALLY: almost entirely, nearly
(And if their spelling is correct, the plastic is virtually impervious to juice being consumed by blood-sucking worms.)
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Geico gecko exposed:
1. Gecko sips coffee shooting a commercial.
2. At conclusion, gecko explains that the coffee is a computer animation.
3. Gecko then takes another sip and can't swallow the coffee, complaining that the animated coffee is just terrible.
Now, this is all done so seamlessly that no one suspects a thing, but with extensive use of massive brain power, I have developed evidence that the gecko himself is a computer animation. Before rejecting my theory as heresy, promise you'll at least give it a little consideration. Once there's a consensus we'll proceed to investigate how geckos in the wild use their Provaris.
1. Gecko sips coffee shooting a commercial.
2. At conclusion, gecko explains that the coffee is a computer animation.
3. Gecko then takes another sip and can't swallow the coffee, complaining that the animated coffee is just terrible.
Now, this is all done so seamlessly that no one suspects a thing, but with extensive use of massive brain power, I have developed evidence that the gecko himself is a computer animation. Before rejecting my theory as heresy, promise you'll at least give it a little consideration. Once there's a consensus we'll proceed to investigate how geckos in the wild use their Provaris.
You don't want a ProVari if:
- your wife scrutinizes every vape purchase & forces you to write an essay justifying the purchase (it must include charts &/or graphs indicating time to payoff).
- your wife insists that "those twist things" were working just fine keeping you off cigarettes.
- your wife refuses to acknowledge that you spent as much on ~4 cartons of cigarettes.
You don't want a second ProVari if:
- your wife insists that one should be enough for anybody.
- your wife scrutinizes every vape purchase & forces you to write an essay justifying the purchase (it must include charts &/or graphs indicating time to payoff).
- your wife insists that "those twist things" were working just fine keeping you off cigarettes.
- your wife refuses to acknowledge that you spent as much on ~4 cartons of cigarettes.
You don't want a second ProVari if:
- your wife insists that one should be enough for anybody.
Oh, ummm, ummm, are you all dark and sad and have like a broken wing or something, even though you're breathing on your own? Can we be, ummm, friends and stuff?
I am more like egotistical, chauvinistic, and brood occasionally when I drop a bird from station 4 on doubles. If you like your booze without sodie-pop mixed in we could probably get along....
You probably don't want a ProVari if you've read through this entire thread and the only thought going through your mind is how to stretch that little geckos skin over a new mod 
Ima call it Uber Sexy Gecko Vapetastic
Ima call it Uber Sexy Gecko Vapetastic
I am more like egotistical, chauvinistic, and brood occasionally when I drop a bird from station 4 on doubles. If you like your booze without sodie-pop mixed in we could probably get along....
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Absintheur appears to be a Dune fan, or should I call you Piter DeVries?
Dune was good but the original story that Herbert copied was better... "Doon".
Within the Galactic Empire, a change of fief is occurring. Led by the verbose Baron Vladimir, House Hardchargin, the Great Big House given charge of Arruckus, has been displaced by Shaddap IV, the Padedbrah Emperor, in favor of the up-and-coming House Agamemnides, with Duke Lotto at its head.
Arruckus is also known as "Doon", and is additionally known as the Dessert Planet. Covered entirely in sugars, it is a harsh unforgiving environment, where not an entree can be found; the natives live entirely on whatever they can import, produce from the sugars, or produce from soy protein (the native food experiments known as the Mahn t'Vani)
Duke Lotto accepts the fief, aware that it may well be a death trap but also conscious of the importance of Arruckus's only export, the wide-spectrum intoxicant known as beer. Found naturally on Arruckus as a result of natural processes and nowhere else, it is the engine on which commerce runs; the Schlepping Guild, who has a monopoly on space travel in the Imperium, will not run without it. Who controls the beer controls commerce.
Within the Galactic Empire, a change of fief is occurring. Led by the verbose Baron Vladimir, House Hardchargin, the Great Big House given charge of Arruckus, has been displaced by Shaddap IV, the Padedbrah Emperor, in favor of the up-and-coming House Agamemnides, with Duke Lotto at its head.
Arruckus is also known as "Doon", and is additionally known as the Dessert Planet. Covered entirely in sugars, it is a harsh unforgiving environment, where not an entree can be found; the natives live entirely on whatever they can import, produce from the sugars, or produce from soy protein (the native food experiments known as the Mahn t'Vani)
Duke Lotto accepts the fief, aware that it may well be a death trap but also conscious of the importance of Arruckus's only export, the wide-spectrum intoxicant known as beer. Found naturally on Arruckus as a result of natural processes and nowhere else, it is the engine on which commerce runs; the Schlepping Guild, who has a monopoly on space travel in the Imperium, will not run without it. Who controls the beer controls commerce.
You do not want a Provari if:
You're willing to take your D minus in creative writing and chalk it up to too many talented kids in the class who outclass you. Accursed bell curve.
You're willing to take your D minus in creative writing and chalk it up to too many talented kids in the class who outclass you. Accursed bell curve.
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So if I like this, I shouldn't own a ProVari? Really? What about people who vape Pluid? or any other Murdock Juices...
...I know you were talking about the Vietnam era Agent Orange.
EDIT: You do not want a ProVari, if you bought one because Heidi Klum owns one.
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