You know you're a Cranky Vaper if....
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I was cranky today but, seeing how it is none of you're concern, please take you're questions elsewhere.
What is you're problem anyway? If you have an issue, go get a tissue!
What is you're problem anyway? If you have an issue, go get a tissue!
All of us vapers who own a bat or warhammer and yet aren't within striking distance of Kanye West.
All of us vapers who have ever had their underwear ride up or bind up and we're in a place where we can't adjust it.
All of us vapers who have ridden a bike or motorcycle and hopped on to quick and caught nut in the wrong place.
All of us vapers who married and got a father in law with the marks 665 3/4 on his forehead.
All of us vapers who have taken their kids to Disney World in the summer and had to pay $5 a bottle for water because Disney couldn't be bothered to have their fountains spew cold water even after charging you over $100 a head to visit.
All of us vapers who look at the current crowd of Presidential candidates from either party though "Oh sweet Moses! What happened? What the hell happened? Why isn't their anyone Presidential in the race?" (My apologies in advance to any Alabamians who believe they were "forced" to read this post)
You forgot "If you are gender confused, drop your pants and see if you have man berries. If you do, you are male. If you don't, you are female. That's your sex and your gender! Now get the hell out of the wrong bathroom! Also, don't call yourself sexually fluid. Just admit you are horny and will sleep with anything, male or female, animal, vegetable or mineral. Now go zip up and get some counseling."
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, errr............
If you've ever spent an entire day online arguing about ohm's law and vaping safety..... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever spent an entire day online arguing about clones verses authentic RDAs..... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever told someone asking a commonly repeated question to use the forum search box to find their answer..... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever wanted to smack the next person who asks, "what's the best mod to buy," in the face with a hot atomizer...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever complained about a local B&M vape shop but keep going back because you forgot to order ahead online....... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever complained about "cloud chasers" ruining the image of vaping...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever spent an entire day online arguing about clones verses authentic RDAs..... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever told someone asking a commonly repeated question to use the forum search box to find their answer..... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever wanted to smack the next person who asks, "what's the best mod to buy," in the face with a hot atomizer...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever complained about a local B&M vape shop but keep going back because you forgot to order ahead online....... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever complained about "cloud chasers" ruining the image of vaping...... You might be a cranky vaper.
How about if my wife stares at me with "wtfis your problem" look more than twice a day, qualify me as cranky........???????
I noticed it's Random Acts of Kindness Week............ not gonna happen........
I noticed it's Random Acts of Kindness Week............ not gonna happen........
I would apologize to any Alabamans who were capable of reading that post. Except they're obviously from up north where apologies are merely a sign of weakness.
Tapatyped
Actually I am from Georgia
! Hey you people slightly younger than me GET OFF MY LAWN.... I'm a cranky youngster who was born in the wrong decade...
Shhhh...I won't tell em you're in L.A.....Lower AlabamaActually I am from Georgia
Hey you people slightly younger than me GET OFF MY LAWN.... I'm a cranky youngster who was born in the wrong decade...
Ima Cali transplant from souff GA
the ONLY reason one should be a cranky vaper is if you are still vaping on an Ego650 and a Protank....
the ONLY reason one should be a cranky vaper is if you are still vaping on an Ego650 and a Protank....
I'm cranky AND a vaper.
And be thankful I vape.
If I didn't vape there would be a body count.
You would rather support a PRC company that forces small children to work 14 hour days standing barefoot in broken glass without a bathroom break, wearing the same soiled undies for weeks at a time because they're paid so little they're forced to choose between 1 weekly meal and laundry detergent?
What kind of soulless heathen are you?
You do know that for every provari sold, 3 Chinese families get free meals and laundry services for a year, don't you?
Provape makes sure of it by paying top dollar for that 1 Chinese chip in each PCB.
Be a good person. Buy a provari. It'll make you breakfast, do the dishes and clean your windows or your money back.
Tapatyped
WAT you hang on there, jack.
there ain't nothin but red, white and America running through my mod at ALL times. Talk about that fancy chipper inside that prowhatsit, my hand check today tells me that this here Reos grand (milled from a block of 'merica using only bald eagle talons as tools) gives my soul the boost needed to chuck a cloud, burn out at a stoplight and steal your old lady in the process.
And the rest of you.....
You know what I'm talkin' about.
And YOU there... With your little blue foam bits littering up the roads... Causing the single largest draw on the aquarium business since the "great ick of '86" struck pet stores throughout the contiguous US and beyond....
Know what, I'm so cranked about this I quoted you like 3 times and I don't even care. Started to edit but TOO BAD
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