You know you're a Cranky Vaper if....
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More bouncing perpetually content babies .... ?
I get cranky over those saying things like:
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I get cranky because I normally am busy with other things. I fetch the firewood, slop the hogs, feed the dogs, mow the lawn, fix the trucks, build the houses, chase after stupid wandering bands of gypsy (romny), dance with devils, find nuc-lear vassals, shuck & grind corn ... etc, etc, etc. In a few spare moments I vape, get coffee I.V.s.
( Just stopped and realized, I do actually tend to doing most of the above. Think maybe two things are slight exaggerations for the sake of levity. What would I need nuclear vessels for? Why chase romny? Now, I have to go find out. )
I wear my wife's pants sometimes because I get confused over where I am, which direction I'm going, if my name is George, Joe, or maybe Fred in that instance. Life is crazy so I fight back with crazy. So, yep I can be cranky. I get extra cranky over those beanie heads yammer about how their pretty little neck tie will save us all, on that idiot box thang. D... mashers!
( Yep, do wear her pants every once in a while. And it usually is a matter of simply getting our clothes confused. She often grabs my shirts though, it all evens out. And I do seem to have a loathing of politicians for some anarchist reason or another. Gee, got to watch I don't ahem self-radicalize. )
I get cranky over having to figure out how to get into bed to avoid fussing from our cranky old dog. Wife then fusses because she has to put up with two cranky old dogs. ".itch, go back to sleep", I often think of saying yet never do out of being way too nice and not stupid. No matter any mad ninja/super farm boy skills I'd have, ever call her that and I'd risk fates worse than death. Then, I would be cranky.
I get cranky over not having flying cars yet. I get cranky because my Linux box is just now figuring out that I like creamer in my coffee. I fuss and tell it a Windows machine would have ... then I get even more cranky because it aliases rm -f / *.* to ls.
But I don't say I'm cranky. Nah, I'm cantankerous.
That's the difference between us:
You "get" cranky.
I "AM" cranky.
Now get off my lawn with your skinny jeans.
Getting older sucks. Every joint in my body hurts now...probably because I treated my body like a human wrecking ball in my youth. God's reward (gift) for all of this is is the fact that I don't give a {Moderated} about what anybody thinks anymore. It's more than recompense.
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Would someone answer that Dang............... oh wait, ears still ringing from the 40 minute MRI
Get offa ma lawn!
Get offa ma lawn!
That's the difference between us:
You "get" cranky.
I "AM" cranky.
Now get off my lawn with your skinny jeans.
Your momma! * vanishes *
It's a vicious cycle indeed
Oh no! If we're not careful there will be global peace. Can we handle that?
Fat chance.Oh no! If we're not careful there will be global peace. Can we handle that?
(Zat make me a cranky optimist?)
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Or when your friend gives you 36mg when you're use to 3mg and ya take a lung bustin hit and bust a lung
Or when your friend gives you 36mg when you're use to 3mg and ya take a lung bustin hit and bust a lung
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If you've ever had your coil build short out on the side of your chimney...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever watched half a tank of juice leak out of your airholes for no apparent reason...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever popped a coil while working out the hot spots...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever unscrewed the base off your tank while it was still full of juice...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever forgotten to drip on your atomizer before that first hit of the day...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever read a news article about exploding mods and realized it was due to user stupidity...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever watched half a tank of juice leak out of your airholes for no apparent reason...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever popped a coil while working out the hot spots...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever unscrewed the base off your tank while it was still full of juice...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever forgotten to drip on your atomizer before that first hit of the day...... You might be a cranky vaper.
If you've ever read a news article about exploding mods and realized it was due to user stupidity...... You might be a cranky vaper.
Oh no! If we're not careful there will be global peace. Can we handle that?
That would be a change for the better. Then again, we can't expect a whole lot of change if people are happy with things as they are, can we?
Seems to me one needs a certain amount of discontent to initiate change on a societal level. E.g the French weren't in a particularly pleased with the current state of affairs when they opted for a society based on ideas like freedom, equality and fraternity. Nor was The United Nations formed by happy campers who would call the previous decades 'a pretty good time'.
Happy people are just happy. Malcontent people are the ones who make things better. Or, in many cases, much worse. Which one we end up with depends on the level of discontent and how much regard one has for other peoples happiness, I guess.
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I love cranky people! You can really mess with them.
I have a neighbor who is always cranky, he watches too much Fox News, I told him once that I heard the democrats are introducing a bill to cut his social security 25%. He rushed home to find out, and doesn't have a lot to do with me anymore.
People can be so much fun sometimes!
I have a neighbor who is always cranky, he watches too much Fox News, I told him once that I heard the democrats are introducing a bill to cut his social security 25%. He rushed home to find out, and doesn't have a lot to do with me anymore.
People can be so much fun sometimes!
Oh no! If we're not careful there will be global peace. Can we handle that?
Global Peace Then someone would start a Pros/Cons thread on Vaping vs Smoking and that would all be shot to heck
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