You Know you've gone crazy waiting for your Chuck when......

[DiscoStu]

your blackberry is set to automatically check for and screams "CHUCK!" every time the pron thread is updated.....

You take your family to dinner, the waiter walks up , introduces himself as Chuck and you break into tears.......................

You carry a picture of your graphics in your pocket, walk up to a smoker , pull it out, point to it and say "THAT'S GOING ON MY CHUCK!!!" and run off laughing......

You tear up every time you open the kitchen cabinet because you know the batteries you hid from view behind the plates are lonely and scared of the dark........

You Stare at the 510 rig in your hand and consider yourself "Subhuman"........

 

[beecee]

lmao! Love it.

 

[AmyB66]

Very good! Perfectly normal and just like any other new family arrivals, once you've had it for awhile you'll remember how fun the wait was and want another.

You forgot another one...opening your credit card statement and going into shock over the fact that you well exceeded what you were planning to pay on getting the nursery ready!

Maybe we should start having baby showers ...people can send you juice, cartos, attys, batteries etc.

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

PATIENCE GRASSHOPPER

your blackberry is set to automatically check for and screams "CHUCK!" every time the pron thread is updated.....

You take your family to dinner, the waiter walks up , introduces himself as Chuck and you break into tears.......................

You carry a picture of your graphics in your pocket, walk up to a smoker , pull it out, point to it and say "THAT'S GOING ON MY CHUCK!!!" and run off laughing......

You tear up every time you open the kitchen cabinet because you know the batteries you hid from view behind the plates are lonely and scared of the dark........

You Stare at the 510 rig in your hand and consider yourself "Subhuman"........

 

[berktt]

Very good! Perfectly normal and just like any other new family arrivals, once you've had it for awhile you'll remember how fun the wait was and want another.

As I'm waiting for my Chuck right now, it seems to me that after getting one Chuck I wouldn't want or need another unit. Probably after a month of ownership that will change to I wouldn't need another unit. I can only predict that far

 

[rosesense]

Too funny, I am hoping mine will be here when I get home today.

 

[DiscoStu]

yers been posted in the pron yet Rose? when did ya order? Link us to the pron pic!

 

[AmyB66]

As I'm waiting for my Chuck right now, it seems to me that after getting one Chuck I wouldn't want or need another unit. Probably after a month of ownership that will change to I wouldn't need another unit. I can only predict that far

But they are like shoes and handbags, or boots in my case.....

I need to keep myself somewhat amused with my PV's because the want for an analog has not died yet. My investment is such that guilt alone keeps me off and my craving usually does die sometime mid morning for the most part but damn if it still isn't there. I've come this far so I ain't going back. I try to just keep myself amused with it all and once I get a bit more time under my belt I am hoping the want goes away entirely.
It's a 28 year old habit I've killed, now to just get over the whole grieving part. I know that sounds weird for some but everyone goes through it differently I guess.

 

[Poeia]

It's a 28 year old habit I've killed, now to just get over the whole grieving part. I know that sounds weird for some but everyone goes through it differently I guess.

I understand completely. I didn't go through that with e-cigs but the feeling of loss was so strong with every other quit smoking method I tried that I went back to smoking. Fortunately for me, the taste of tobacco was never an attraction in my smoking (just a means to an end) and having the Chuck to play and bring to my mouth and inhale takes care of most of that for me.

YKYGCWFYC when the Chuck forum (and the pr0n thread in particular) is the first place you go every time you come to ECF and you start coming to ECF several times a day (even though your Chuck isn't due to be born for a few weeks.)

You Know You're Really a Chucklehead (YKYRAC) when you keep doing it after you have your Chuck.

 

[Badfish20]

You fill an empty toilet paper roll with filler, then tape your 510 inside, then write Chuck on the tube, so you can pretend you have a chuck.

 

[Esmoking-NY]

After I smoked for 25 years, It was easy to quit with a PV, I still think about analogs and relize they are not worth killing myself. Now I wait for the birth of my chuck ordered it on the 29th of april I'm getting close. If i could stop checking my email and pron thread for 5 min I might be able to do some stuff around the house.

 

[Esmoking-NY]

I think my wife is gonna kill me !!!

 

[quakereject]

After I smoked for 25 years, It was easy to quit with a PV, I still think about analogs and relize they are not worth killing myself. Now I wait for the birth of my chuck ordered it on the 29th of april I'm getting close. If i could stop checking my email and pron thread for 5 min I might be able to do some stuff around the house.

You'll stop checking it so feverishly only after it's arrived.

 

[Esmoking-NY]

I hope so. How's that chuck treating you?

 

[Badfish20]

Ordered mine on the 23rd of April...hoping to see it born soon.

 

[DiscoStu]

I don't think pron gets updated on the weekends, Jeff prolly needs a break! lol.

 

[Esmoking-NY]

I've never been so excited about buying something and the wait is killing me.

 

[DiscoStu]

I'm right there w ya! lol.......it'll come, just breath slow and deep, go cut the yard, count the fibers in the carpet, just keep yerself occupied somehow......

 

[Esmoking-NY]

Hey can I get a puff of somebody's chuck?

 

[Esmoking-NY]

The more i sit the more orders I place , Drip tips, LR atties , regular atties, batteries and juices. I"m out of control HELP!!!