Don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings
I wore in high school.
I wore in high school.
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Don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings
I wore in high school.
To late...I'm so jealous!!!
Of course I do, THEIR DIAMONDS, thats what my folks told me anyway, you don't think folks would lie to a girl on her sixteenth birthday do ya ? 
OK..That good..I was picturing big hoop earrings with daisies hanging off them..or maybe spiderweb earrings..if you were goth!
At 65, when I was a kid I did'nt even know what goth was, I guess Boris Karloff and Lon Chany were the closest thing to goth in those days, boy am I old. 
Subj: GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
Funny stuff! 
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Ok, here's one....
A guy is taking a walk when he comes upon a house that has a sign that reads: "Talking dog for sale".
Curious, he approaches the front door of the house and knocks. A man opens the door.
"I understand you have a talking dog for sale?", the first man inquires.
"Sure do" says the dog owner.
"Can I see him?"
"Sure, c'mon in..."
The man goes into the house, where he sees a healthy, beautifully well-mannered hound dog sitting on it's bed. It's owner says, "Ask him anything you like. He can also speak in 5 different languages."
The man's curiosity peaked, he asks the dog, "So what have you been doing with your life?"
The dog stands up and begins speaking. "Well, I rescued a baby from an avalanche when I was 2, travelled all over the world for the next 3 years where I met Royalty and was knighted by the Queen, then I joined the armed forces where I served my country and earned several metals of honor" The dog goes on to translate this into French, Spanish, German and Italian then quietly sits back down on his bed.
The man is dumbfounded. "This dog is amazing! Why on earth would you want to sell a dog like this?"
It's aggravated owner says, "I'd give him away!"
"What? Are you crazy?" the man retorts. "With so many accomplishments and the ability to talk in so many languages and, you don't want this dog! What's wrong with him that you don't want to keep such a fine dog?" he asks.
The owner answers, "BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR! He never did any of those things!"
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Ok, here's one....
A guy is taking a walk when he comes upon a house that has a sign that reads: "Talking dog for sale".
Curious, he approaches the front door of the house and knocks. A man opens the door.
"I understand you have a talking dog for sale?", the first man inquires.
"Sure do" says the dog owner.
"Can I see him?"
"Sure, c'mon in..."
The man goes into the house, where he sees a healthy, beautifully well-mannered hound dog sitting on it's bed. It's owner says, "Ask him anything you like. He can also speak in 5 different languages."
The man's curiosity peaked, he asks the dog, "So what have you been doing with your life?"
The dog stands up and begins speaking. "Well, I rescued a baby from an avalanche when I was 2, travelled all over the world for the next 3 years where I met Royalty and was knighted by the Queen, then I joined the armed forces where I served my country and earned several metals of honor" The dog goes on to translate this into French, Spanish, German and Italian then quietly sits back down on his bed.
The man is dumbfounded. "This dog is amazing! Why on earth would you want to sell a dog like this?"
It's aggravated owner says, "I'd give him away!"
"What? Are you crazy?" the man retorts. "With so many accomplishments and the ability to talk in so many languages and, you don't want this dog! What's wrong with him that you don't want to keep such a fine dog?" he asks.
The owner answers, "BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR! He never did any of those things!"
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men are spoiled rotten! last week when we were getting ready for company..Mike did the vacuuming, afterward he said.."wow, housework is hard"! I did all the rest!
I've been married 18 years, key to a Happy Marriage-------
He Works Days, I Work Nights!
Why smoke when You Can VAPE!!
Yep! I go to bed at 2/3am Mike gets up at 4am. Works for us!
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