A Smile for you

[Mary Kay]

I meant to say I never had a Rooster..too scared of them. But chickens will lay eggs (no eggs with chicks) without males. My chickens were called sex-linked. In that breed all the females are black with red and irredecent green ruffs and all the males are red..no way to get a boy by accident!

 

[Fudgey]

Thsoe look great!!!

 

[Mary Kay]

 

[selenamstar]

Mmmm they are fried green tomato worthy NOW!!!

 

[Fudgey]

Oh yes I can!!! Looking good

Mmmm they are fried green tomato worthy NOW!!!

They look like it to me

 

[Seabrook]

Good job Mary Kay. Are those the ones from the hanging planter? They look really good in color and shape.

 

[Mary Kay]

yep! I have 2 more people wanting to buy topsy turvy's after seeing mine..lol The hubby's are less then happy.

 

[classwife]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[Fudgey]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Chocolate?

 

[Mary Kay]

The wheel?

 

[Mary Kay]

My daughter sent this!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because, I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out"

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: 25 My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

 

[classwife]

Absolutely hysterical !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mary Kay]

Classy, this ols..but I thought it fit this week. I wrote Daughter back and told her I remember saying some of those things! She replied to say now she sounds just like me!

 

[Mary Kay]

Ladies if you are fairly new to this forum..go back and read the very fisrt post in this thread...best thing ever!

 

[Fudgey]

MK That was great!!

 

[selenamstar]

OMG I pray none of my children are anything like myself or Gary or we are in a world of trouble!

 

[classwife]

....it is amazing what we "pick up"......

 

[classwife]

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;

Metal,

Wood,

Stone,

Anything she touched would melt..

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'


The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .



The second prince brought diamonds.




He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.


The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .





She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?




M&M's of course...

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.What were you thinking??

 

[Fudgey]

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;

Metal,

Wood,

Stone,

Anything she touched would melt..

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'


The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .



The second prince brought diamonds.




He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.


The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .





She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?




M&M's of course...

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.What were you thinking??

Well I know my mind was in the utter......

 

[Mary Kay]

Utter what?