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dspin

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Follow the directions below the picture. What happens is incredible.
Now this is really awesome................. really!



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This one is the BEST I have seen so far !!!!!
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly
 
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ahahaha, the best lie I have ever hear in my life. This is just impossible blue. Its like trying to fly with your hands ahahaha
May have been told i only looked through about 8 pages but........
i hope no one takes any offense to this but .............

shortest joke ever


2 women setting quietly
 

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you have the negative and you see the "positive" dspin! Very nice and very clever lol
Follow the directions below the picture. What happens is incredible.
Now this is really awesome................. really!



negativegirl.jpg


This one is the BEST I have seen so far !!!!!
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly
 

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Follow the directions below the picture. What happens is incredible.
Now this is really awesome................. really!



negativegirl.jpg


This one is the BEST I have seen so far !!!!!
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly

That was just freaky!
 

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Your Best Friend



"Take a lesson from the dog, man's best friend. He accepts us for what we are. He does not gossip about us behind our backs. His life is a perfect sermon on affection and devotion. He will run his legs off for you. He will submit to almost any hardship to make you happy. He will risk his life for you if necessary. If you are moody or unkind at times, he will forgive you. He will not complain if his food is scant. He will bear burdens without complaint. He is thankful for small favors. He does not sulk or nurse a grudge against you. His additional friends do not lessen his love for you. He does not question your dress or looks. He is not temperamental like we humans. His purpose is to please on all occasions. He does not bore us with his troubles. His thanks and appreciation are genuine... He does not pry into your private affairs. He never double crosses you. His is not to question why, but to do and perchance to die for you. He trusts you implicitly. He is a living symbol of faith, hope, and love. Yes, brother, he is a builder, for such a friend does something constructive to our character."


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Just found the following on the internet tonight - The caption said : " can someone explain this " well, I don't know either - the pic is strange, weird and makes no sense.


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Haha. I can actually explain this.

It's a scene from Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, which is basically a surreal movie about a this thief guy doing all sorts of surreal metaphysical crap.
 

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MY DOGS



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This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday. Damn, this is a great country
 

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Amazing the attention they have to the person who's shooting the photo as well so well lined up near the water! my dog forgets everything when he's near water eheh but it's normal for a Golden Retriever.

Thanks for your photos, they really means something that unfortunately people forget.
 
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