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Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of red paint,
a small can of blue paint, and a shovel."
Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says .. 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',
..........you hit her with the Shovel.
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of red paint,
a small can of blue paint, and a shovel."
Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says .. 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',
..........you hit her with the Shovel.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Look at this it is old now but sooooooooooooooo funny http://en.evilox.com/videos/explosion-airbag-vol-plane
sorry about that try this
sorry about that try this
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I love these commercials
don`t judge too quickly - YouTube
Don't judge too quickly (part6) - YouTube
don`t judge too quickly - YouTube
Don't judge too quickly (part6) - YouTube
OMG that is great! I truly have not laughed so hard in a long time. 
Like Torque, even my wife got a good belly laugh out of that. Great find Vapor!
Like Torque, even my wife got a good belly laugh out of that. Great find Vapor!
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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