Customs Officer 1: Hang on a sec. Here's another one from that Provape place.
Customs Officer 2: Oh, crap. Remember that guy who kept phoning us?
Customs Officer 1: The one who sounded very suave and sophisticated, while still managing to convey how ...... he was?
Customs Officer 2: That's the guy. Talking to him, I felt like it was my job to keep puppies away from kids. Do we want a repeat of that situation?
Customs Officer 1: Well, judging by *this* guy's name and address, he sounds like quite the heart
throb, too. Let's not risk his wrath.
Customs Officer 2: Yeah. Just pass it
through.