Customs Officer 1:  Hang on a sec.  Here's another one from that Provape place.
Customs Officer 2:  Oh, crap.  Remember that guy who kept phoning us?
Customs Officer 1:  The one who sounded very suave and sophisticated, while still managing to convey how ...... he was?
Customs Officer 2:  That's the guy.  Talking to him, I felt like it was my job to keep puppies away from kids.  Do we want a repeat of that situation?
Customs Officer 1:  Well, judging by *this* guy's name and address, he sounds like quite the heart
throb, too.  Let's not risk his wrath.
Customs Officer 2:  Yeah.  Just pass it 
through.