Well, now that I got my power and cable back, I can finally check back on this thread. Wow! It's quiet here today!
I had a really witty post all typed up earlier too and what happens? A faint crack, a brief buzz from a lot of power shooting through lines, and then no power. My tip of the day was lost.
Evidently the power that be didn't want you to know about the particular danger of jalapenos.
I'll save it for another slow day. Maybe I can get Sardonic to shoot pepsi through his nose again. That was amusing.