Nearly pointless comment. Flashlights are commonly carried on one's person, often in a front pocket, close to the family jewels. I would be very surprised if flashlight battery malfunctions have not caused serious injury to people on many occasions, yet the industry
thrives.
Snark fail.
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Edited to distance myself from my own words, if such a thing is possible. I hereby apologize to kwalka for straying from one of my main goals in interpersonal relations, which is to refrain from judgment, including not just the most glaring of insults, but also to refrain from using any negative adjectives to describe the person, or anything said or done by the person, that I allowed myself to feel offended by. I also apologize to the participants in this excellent
thread.
Re-reading this post, it would have been SO much better without the italicized text [now bolded].