I still can't get past the silly names we've given ourselves here. "Tootle puffers" = let's puff farts. Yes, that's what I mean. That's the only thing that comes to mind. "Toot" = fart when I was growing up. When I read the words "tootle puffer" or hear someone say them, my mind instantly translates it into "I'm a fart puffer!"
Same with "stinkies". Aka "analogs". Both terms are like nails on a chalkboard to me. "I am trying to quit the stinkies". "Stinkies" is also a euphemism for farts. "Ooops, I let out a stinky." [No Farts, flatulence, the "pvvvrrt" sound of a quiet passing of gas. Analog is a clock or a synthesizer, not a cigarette. A cigarette is called a cigarette. When you were a smoker before you were a vaper, did you ask your friend to bum a "stinky" off of them? Or an "analog"? I can just imagine one smoker asking another, "can I tootle puff one of your stinkies?" or, "Can I bum an analog off you?" The looks you'd get would be worth seeing.
Modwhomper sounds like Chumbawamba. I do not get knocked down, I don't have to get up again.
I am neither of these. I don't puff toots, I don't whomp whomp. I just am.
Farts, farts, farts. Toots. Puffing. Breathing in and out farts. I challenge you to open a bag or pork rinds, sniff it deep, and remind yourself you're a Tootle Puffer
P.S. Moist. How many people do I know who hates the word "moist". So if you're reading this and you think my hatred of a word or term is silly, but the word "moist" still grosses you out, let me be the first to say:
Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist
and all the implications and thoughts and feelings the word "moist" brings to your mind.
Understand?
Same with "stinkies". Aka "analogs". Both terms are like nails on a chalkboard to me. "I am trying to quit the stinkies". "Stinkies" is also a euphemism for farts. "Ooops, I let out a stinky." [No Farts, flatulence, the "pvvvrrt" sound of a quiet passing of gas. Analog is a clock or a synthesizer, not a cigarette. A cigarette is called a cigarette. When you were a smoker before you were a vaper, did you ask your friend to bum a "stinky" off of them? Or an "analog"? I can just imagine one smoker asking another, "can I tootle puff one of your stinkies?" or, "Can I bum an analog off you?" The looks you'd get would be worth seeing.
Modwhomper sounds like Chumbawamba. I do not get knocked down, I don't have to get up again.
I am neither of these. I don't puff toots, I don't whomp whomp. I just am.
Farts, farts, farts. Toots. Puffing. Breathing in and out farts. I challenge you to open a bag or pork rinds, sniff it deep, and remind yourself you're a Tootle Puffer
P.S. Moist. How many people do I know who hates the word "moist". So if you're reading this and you think my hatred of a word or term is silly, but the word "moist" still grosses you out, let me be the first to say:
Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist Moist
and all the implications and thoughts and feelings the word "moist" brings to your mind.
Understand?
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