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Dogs lovers that have seen 'Up'

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Happy Domino38

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"I do not LIKE the cone of shame..."

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stover.p

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10 PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS




'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG


'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!


'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.


'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.




'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!




'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.




'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?


'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
 

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bestthingever

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Haven't seen the movie yet, but now that I've seen this clip, I want to ! So funny, reminded me of this......


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Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.​

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be​

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face.​

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!​

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!​

I sound the alarm!
Meter reader-come to kill all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!​

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!​

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!​

I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep​

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.​

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle​

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!​

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats​

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do​

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls​

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.​

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.​

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation​

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.​
 
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