So for my freezer...would you all recommend one German Shepherd or maybe a handful of pugs????
I'm making room for a Great Dane
So for my freezer...would you all recommend one German Shepherd or maybe a handful of pugs????
That's why you shouldn't buy Chinese Soylent Green. There's no telling what they put in it over there!Soylent Green could be cats...
Pugs. Easier to break down, & take up less space. You can fit them in all the nooks & crannies.So for my freezer...would you all recommend one German Shepherd or maybe a handful of pugs????
Ocelots. Could lead to one keeping wild South American cats as pets.
My dog is a grandfathered breed, but there are feral cats in my neighborhood. I am required to register as a breeder or are they considered raw material?
My next door neighbor has a mixed breed dog, is he adulterated? Will my eyeballs fall out if I pet him?
LMAO! Dadgummit, since I already own three cats, do I have to register them with the FDA or the AKC? Or, since I already owned them prior to the deeming, am I safe to keep them? What if I want another cat? Is there a "catch-phrase" that I can use to get my doctor to write a letter to deem that I need a cat as a medical device? I mean, they are really good at keeping pests out of the living space, which would improve overall health, right?
Will the deeming also prohibit the promotion of the Garfield comics/cartoons/movies/shirts/calendars/etc.? What about Heathcliff or the new Keanu movie that Key and Peele just put out? We need to know these things!!!
(Love ya, Occy! This was absolutely brilliant!)
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Cats can get fleas, which could infest your house. And children. Think of the Kidz. Cats can scratch, which could result in infection, which could lead to sepsis and even septic shock. Which could require amputation of various limbs, or death.
Cats are far more hazardous than dogs.
Recent studies indicate that young children exposed to cats are 150% more likely to keep cats as pets throughout their lives, dooming a new generation to an epidemic of septic shock. And fleas.
Cats are a gateway to a variety of other pets, including dangerous exotic pets like Siberian Tigers and Burmese Pythons
{Insert video here of child eaten by a Siberian Tiger}
Catnip is a cat.But.. but... buuutttt... if they stay indoors, then they don't get fleas. And... and I don't have kidz. I traded 'em all for cat toys, and cat beds, and carpeted penthouses for the cats... and several bales of catnip. They're just so cuddly and funny when they're "nipped" out on catnip.
Then we need to raise public awareness against Big Ferret! They continue to ignore the fact that the ferret industry is destroying trees to make all of those little ferret chew sticks, and shavings for their cages. They continue to flaunt their money and power to quash any rebellion against their corrupt, weasel-like ways. This cannot continue! We HAVE to make a stand NOW if we want to protect the right to keep our dogs and cats (cats are NOT dogs... I don't care what they say!).
Ban Mammals!
Grooming shops will have to register with the FDA as "Dog Manufacturers", because they alter the structure of the component parts. An application will be required for each and every grooming style on every different breed ...
Ah, a sad day for puppies ...
The Family Bite Prevention and Dog Control Act
I'm making room for a Great Dane
How do you get it in the bottle?
Oops - "FDA Deems Bottles..."