Jeeeeez, somehow I thought someone would notify me, maybe some confetti, maybe show up at the house with a TV camera or something like the Publisher's Clearinghouse surprise kind of thing. Maybe a little more EXCITEMENT, or some balloons or something....Oh well, a new 'Vette for 200 bucks? Where shall I send the check?
I would like silver so I can coordinate with my favorite drip tips.
We used to Put On a Huge Ceremony with all the Things you Mentioned.
But Greenpeace threated to Sue us saying that are Confetti Usage was Destroying the Rain Forest. And the Local 548 Balloon Blowers Union Picketed our Headquarters Demanding 4 Hour Workdays and Every 3rd Tuesday had to be a Holiday. Not to mention that the Department of Homeland Security has us on list of Suspected Terrorist because we buy/Store tanks of Liquid Helium.
So now we just Forego the Hoopla and Just announce Quietly. I'll PM you the Address to send the Check.
Be sure to Include your SS Number, your Mother's Maiden Name, the Date and Place of your Birth and a Copy of your Drivers License so we can Verify that you are the Actual Winner.
And Once Again, Congratulations of Being the Winner of a New Silver Corvette.
(Color may Vary Depending of Current Availability.)