Ever since I started vaping I have noticed The Watchers. You know who I mean...

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Silent Scream

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I was standing on a train platform, minding my own business, I wasn't even close to the other passengers on the platform, so I reached into my pocket and produced an EVOD. I was in the open air so couldn't see the harm in a quick nicotine fix and I was barely a few drags into 'the deed' when I noticed I was being watched.

There was a lady over to my right who looked as though she had just witnessed a Martian landing right in front of her and was too shocked to speak or even move. Out of the corner of my eye I watched her as she watched me. She made no attempt to hide her interest in me she just stood and stared as though that was perfectly acceptable behaviour towards a stranger.

I looked to my left and saw two more, this time a couple, watching with great interest. I can't say they approved or disapproved they just seemed enthralled by my vaping exploits. They didn't speak to me either. Meanwhile it was announced over the tannoy that smoking was not allowed in this station. Were the train staff watching me too? Why didn't they confront me?

Eventually I boarded the train. The couple made sure to get in a really good watch as I climbed aboard, being as it was their last chance to study this new phenomenon. I wasn't vaping by this time but I was clearly a person of great interest at this point regardless.

When I arrived at my destination I was standing outside a shop in the high street pondering The Watchers when lo and behold, more watching commenced from all directions as I puffed out clouds of smoke from what looked like an alien device of some description. I am new to vaping in general and this was my introduction to public vaping. What amazed me most was nobody said a word to me, they all just stared at me as though to say 'what the hell are you doing?'.

They were all watching me thinking 'weirdo'. I was watching them right back thinking 'weirdos'. It was all a bit odd, to say the least, to say the very least...
 

Jay-dub

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Makes me want to hide some LED's in my mouth to light up the vapor as it's exhaled. Or better yet, the batteries should have rotating lasers in them to light up the vapor like something off of "Close Encounters". I'll be perfectly honest - the first time I saw a women whip out a PV I thought it was another, wand-like, battery powered device. But, when she put her mouth to it I knew I was missing something.
 

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Whip out your cell phone and take pics of the "Watchers", we could compile "The Wall of Watchers"! Give titles of "Most Shocked", "Most Annoyed", "Slightly Curious", "Watcher Most Likely to be Watched Back", "Silly Watcher", etc., etc.
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Whip out your cell phone and take pics of the "Watchers", we could compile "The Wall of Watchers"! Give titles of "Most Shocked", "Most Annoyed", "Slightly Curious", "Watcher Most Likely to be Watched Back", "Silly Watcher", etc., etc.
You have your mission! This comment will vaporize in 5, 4, 3.......>POOF<

This would make for a highly entertaining thread!!!! Love the idea!
 

Iffy

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Whip out your cell phone and take pics of the "Watchers"...

Actually, that's a grand idea!

Let's flip the mentality here. Aside from our own entertainment, just imagine what those folk would think if you/I took pics!

"Whoa, is that an undercover LEO?"
"Day-um, guess I better get home instead of dropping by to visit my mistress and/or stud?"
"What did I do wrong to warrant such scrutiny?"
"Am I a 'victim' of my SO's suspicions?"

Da more I type dis response, da more I luv your idea!!!
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