GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #142 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

[SLM]

5/10_#1

Today I had my sprinkler tech/mower mechanic hat on ... Apparently ..over the Winter... the cagey mice in my garage were busy hoarding kitty kibbles ... and put them all inside my mower's flywheel shroud

That soooo reminds me... Back when I crew on a dirt track car one winter we didn't get the car tore down as soon as usual. It sat on jack stands for a few months. Before we tore it down we decided to fire it up. Burnt race gas smells good! Anyway, we fired it up and dog food shot out the exhaust! The friendly garage mice were storing it in the exhaust pipes! Wow @KatzWh1skers I hadn't thought of that in a long time! Brought a smile to my face!

And now I'm calling it a day. Hope everything is well Treefam. Catch y'all later!

 

[westhc]

5/9 #6
Hopefully have stayed awake long enough so I do not wake again in the middle of the night.
Good night John boy and family.

 

[liblue1]

5/9 #6
Good night Treefam........I will catch up tomorrow.............

 

[Mandikay]

5/10
Good morning everyone!
Just waking up and getting moving.. About to get ready for work and then I'll catch up

 

[philbh]

5/10
#1
I am really not looking forward to my job for today. Sorting out bugs in a card access system...

 

[Mandikay]

5/10
#2
Just got to work.. I feel like I am extra sleepy this morning.. I just can't wake up.. I'm not feeling this at all today
@philbh that doesn't sound too fun

 

[tiggerrts]

5/10 - 1: Good morning all, time to roll this earlier crap as the boss tries...... uh never mind; have a good one all. Just a little longer.


Edit: might as well, before they remove all of them.....

Enjoy it while you can, the songs are disappearing no doubt for big collectors editions.

 

[angelphyre]

5/10
1. Another super busy day ahead...need more coffee to fortify myself.

 

[warpedone]

5/10 - 1

Whilst traveling upon an unlit, desolate, sere trade route
An algid zephyr gusting midst my tresses
I detected a clement redolence of griffa
It didth waft ‘bout my propinquity
Yon
The flicker of a lantern was perceptible
I bore the weight of a thousand ships and was fraught with a myopic turn
I paid heed to e’en’s obligatory respite
A wench was framed by the inn’s ingress
My tympanic membrane registered the peal of the abbey’s carillon
A moment of tautological reflection
Couldst be a nirvanic environ or mayhaps a perditious station
Having kindled a rushlight
She counseled my passage toward the proper locality
Articulate intonations emanated from beyond the vestibule
Seemingly putting forth into words…

 

[Zipslack]

5/10 - #1

Went to Sam's Club to get myself a Pebble Smartwatch because they had them for $69. Had about 15 of the inventory cards on display. After waiting 30 minutes to get to a register, I end up waiting another 10 minutes for them to realize they are OUT OF STOCK!! Why have the cards still on display?! Grrrr

Oh well, here's a pebble tree...

 

[SLM]

5/10_#2

Good morning everyone. At work again, feels like I just left. Hopefully the coffee kicks in soon. I'm ready for a nap!

 

[DaleH1985]

5/10 #1

Good morning everyone. At work and don't wanna be here. On a positive note, I have an interview today. Scheduled it during my lunch break, so I might be rather hungry by the end of the day.

 

[Roadtrip635]

5/10 #1

Morning all, feel extra tired this morning, need that coffee to kick in.......

 

[KatzWh1skers]

5/10 #1
..to DaleH and Tiggs ..hang in there ... this job right now is not the end ... it is a jumping off point. Prepare for takeoff in 5, 4, 3, 2 ......
The rest of us ... here I go..playin star again...there I go ...turn the page
Hope it's a good one

 

[rangerrobin]

NAE

Good Mornin' / G'Night and Good Vibes Tree Fam!

5/10 #1

Good morning everyone. At work and don't wanna be here. On a positive note, I have an interview today. Scheduled it during my lunch break, so I might be rather hungry by the end of the day.

Good Luck!

Have a terrific day/night, everyone!

 

[CountBoredom]

Good morning, everyone. Wow... in one morning (and early at that) @warpedone waxes verbose and @KatzWh1skers waxes Bob Seger on us...

Good luck on the interview, @DaleH1985!

 

[Vaping!!!Jables]

5/10#1
Good morning guys. Another day and dogonnit it's going to be a good day. I hope all is well treefam.

San Antonio,Texas

 

[westhc]

5/10 # 1
A good night's sleep and ready to face the day. But first caffeine.

 

[DaleH1985]

5/10 #2

Thanks @CountBoredom really hoping it works out. The current newish job I have isn't what I thought it would be, so off to a new adventure.

 

[warpedone]

5/10 - 2

@CountBoredom - I have a Bob Seger song reference too if you want me to wax on that one:
Let me see if I understand this correctly: Bob Seger's laying there sawing logs and all of a sudden- Kakakapow! He wakes up and thinks, "I'm 99% sure that was thunder.” Refusing to remain prone, he then sits up and mulls over how far away said thunder was (which, in and of itself, is stupid since thunder's a noise and if you hear it...well, it was just in the room with you - had he pondered the proximity of the lightning that subsequently produced the thunder, I could understand but, anyway, I digress). What's he do next? Busts into a nonlyrical rendition of the Peppermint Twist or some other such groover from the early 60s. He shoulda asked, "Ain't it funny how going to bed stoned makes you wake up and do weird s#!t?"