You know, I do remember getting a fun reaction to smoking... when I wasn't actually smoking.
I was waiting at a bus stop, and I had already finished and disposed of my analog. My zippo had been giving me trouble when I lit up, so I had it out and I was looking for the cause. Turned out, the flint was just about paper thin, so I changed it with the spare I keep in the cotton. After the change, I gave it a few light/extinguish cycles to break in the new flint. I didn't notice, but two women had sat down to wait for the bus as well. My back was to them, and as soon as my lighter went back in the holster, one of them started "coughing". Not one to give satisfaction, I ignored them as she coughed away, getting more obvious as she tried to get my attention. The bus arrived about 30 seconds later and I was standing where the door stopped, so I just boarded.
"Hey! You can't smoke on the bus!"
