Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 5)
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Hope you do too Adam. Tell Heather Hi from us
And happy Valentine's day..if you celebrate it 
Good Morning Army.
Bronze has me beat in the motor mouth categoryI don't see you all picking on him!
Congratulations BK on the 10k posts. Yes, if a thread is deleted, the posts that were in there get wiped out. A closed thread? The posts remain and so does the post count. Lounge and OUTSIDE posts do not get counted. If they did, omg I would be past Bronze in post counts.
I hope everyone has a great day
I don't think you were around a few years ago when we moved some "popular" threads into the Lounge and folks lost 8 - 10K post counts.
I don't think you were around a few years ago when we moved some "popular" threads into the Lounge and folks lost 8 - 10K post counts.
Before my time
I have heard about it though
Some people were Not happy.
There are 4 members with a post count over 50,000
One of them is our own Classy
One of them is our own Classy
Hope you do too Adam. Tell Heather Hi from us
I would be in big trouble if I didn't celebrate it...
Although it's going to be a tough weekend as Heather's mom is not doing well... Hospice has been helping out the last few weeks... It's a sad time...
Oh, I am so sorry Adam 
Give Heather and family all my best. Such a hard time, indeed
Give Heather and family all my best. Such a hard time, indeed
My Valentine's Day story ;
About ten years ago, when I was delivering groceries to Wal Mart SuperCenters, I got really busy on day and wound up working nearly 20 hours to deliver three loads. On February 14th.
The next morning Mamaw woke me with "Guess what you forgot yesterday ?"
So I called dispatch and told them I needed something short and early.
Get to the SuperCenter in Rock Hill SC by 9am on the 15th. Go up front to buy my wife a nice outfit. Tell the associate in Women's department what I did and what I wanted to buy.
"What size is she ?" the lady asked. No idea....
"I don't know. What's the right size for short and .....y ?"
"Well, what does she look like ?" the lady asks.
" 'bout like you." I replied. She helped my pick out a really nice spring outfit in size 12.
Mamaw wears a size 10. Not good.
"Well I asked the lady what's the right size for short and .....y, and this is what she sold me."
day late. wrong size. poor excuse.
Now Mamaw gets $50 on Valentine Day, $100 on her birthday and $200 on Christmas Day.
It's always the right size.
It's always the right color.
It's always well received.
About ten years ago, when I was delivering groceries to Wal Mart SuperCenters, I got really busy on day and wound up working nearly 20 hours to deliver three loads. On February 14th.
The next morning Mamaw woke me with "Guess what you forgot yesterday ?"
So I called dispatch and told them I needed something short and early.
Get to the SuperCenter in Rock Hill SC by 9am on the 15th. Go up front to buy my wife a nice outfit. Tell the associate in Women's department what I did and what I wanted to buy.
"What size is she ?" the lady asked. No idea....
"I don't know. What's the right size for short and .....y ?"
"Well, what does she look like ?" the lady asks.
" 'bout like you." I replied. She helped my pick out a really nice spring outfit in size 12.
Mamaw wears a size 10. Not good.
"Well I asked the lady what's the right size for short and .....y, and this is what she sold me."
day late. wrong size. poor excuse.
Now Mamaw gets $50 on Valentine Day, $100 on her birthday and $200 on Christmas Day.
It's always the right size.
It's always the right color.
It's always well received.
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Oh, that is very sad news. I am so sorry to hear her mother is not doing well. I will say a prayer for her mother, and the family!
I would be in big trouble if I didn't celebrate it...
Although it's going to be a tough weekend as Heather's mom is not doing well... Hospice has been helping out the last few weeks... It's a sad time...
That's not good Adam. Sad news.
I would be in big trouble if I didn't celebrate it...
Although it's going to be a tough weekend as Heather's mom is not doing well... Hospice has been helping out the last few weeks... It's a sad time...
Adam, hoping things work out for Heathers mum. Tell Heather we're all rooting for her..
She'll find other reasons to throw you in the dog house.
Nope. Valentine's Day Card w/ $50 inside, three scented candle-in-a-jar (she likes those things) and a stuffed animal toy - a Unicorn. All women collect something. Mamaw has always collected Unicorns. No Dog House tonight
Nope. Valentine's Day Card w/ $50 inside, three scented candle-in-a-jar (she likes those things) and a stuffed animal toy - a Unicorn. All women collect something. Mamaw has always collected Unicorns. No Dog House tonight
Tonight. But there are 364 other "tonights".
You know you will do something wrong.
Tonight. But there are 364 other "tonights".
You know you will do something wrong.
That's what I can't figure out about her - she puts up with me !
Most women are far more refined than us egotistical slobs. I have no idea why they want anything to do with us quite honestly. Maybe they feel guilty for raising us and look at us as charity cases.
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