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April that's so funny..when I had my female surgery in November they put me in the maternity ward overnight... when my late night nurse came in I asked her to walk with me.....then if she could please get me a coffee with cream/sugar....she then left me alone with my coffee (and my provari even though she didn't know that) came back a little later to check on my...then kind of tucked me in and said 'You are such a treat...most women that had your surgery are such pains in the LKJLKJ" Made me feel pretty good
 

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I don't know about April, but it made me feel better. ;)

Good morning Edd, and the rest of you Army folk too.

Dayam, have to go into work today - it's not only a Saturday, but it's a Saturday of my vacation!!! :grr:
Oh, how I love to hate negotiating contracts...

Saturday?! Isn't it Friday for you guys right now?!
 

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April that's so funny..when I had my female surgery in November they put me in the maternity ward overnight... when my late night nurse came in I asked her to walk with me.....then if she could please get me a coffee with cream/sugar....she then left me alone with my coffee (and my provari even though she didn't know that) came back a little later to check on my...then kind of tucked me in and said 'You are such a treat...most women that had your surgery are such pains in the LKJLKJ" Made me feel pretty good

The amount if whining a pregnant woman is capable of is outrageous! No kidding you're uncomfortable and your back hurts, you've put on 50 pounds and carrying it mostly in your abdomen...

And no your water didn't break, we see sperm cells in your urine. Are you sure you didn't just have sex?
 

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The amount if whining a pregnant woman is capable of is outrageous! No kidding you're uncomfortable and your back hurts, you've put on 50 pounds and carrying it mostly in your abdomen...

And no your water didn't break, we see sperm cells in your urine. Are you sure you didn't just have sex?

Could you imagine the whining goin' on if men got pregnant? :?:
 

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Could you imagine the whining goin' on if men got pregnant? :?:

My wife, who gave birth four times, once described it as this: "If a Man ever wonders what it's like to give birth, imagine pooping a watermelon." The women I have shared that quote with usually just nod in agreement....
 
My wife, who gave birth four times, once described it as this: "If a Man ever wonders what it's like to give birth, imagine pooping a watermelon." The women I have shared that quote with usually just nod in agreement....

Women are built for it. My labor was a breeze and the nurses never ever heard a whimper out of me. My only regret is when my son's Dad cut the cord I wish I had yelled "OW!" That would have been hilarious!!! He would have fainted on the spot....:D
 

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There are such women like you and I RJ. My labors were easy, my second was at home water birth. But some are big whiney babies that just want their babies early because they are TOBP (tired of being pregnant), and I am frankly fed up with them!

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40 more minutes.. I can do this!
 

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My wife, who gave birth four times, once described it as this: "If a Man ever wonders what it's like to give birth, imagine pooping a watermelon." The women I have shared that quote with usually just nod in agreement....

Like when Larry the Cable Guy was lauding his sister for going through 36 hours of labor. He said, "Hell, I give up on a poop after 20 minutes". :D
 

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There are such women like you and I RJ. My labors were easy, my second was at home water birth. But some are big whiney babies that just want their babies early because they are TOBP (tired of being pregnant), and I am frankly fed up with them!

Sent from the bathroom on a vape break :)

40 more minutes.. I can do this!

Yes you can!
 

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As I mentioned in an earlier post. Men would be screaming since the only close example of what giving birth feels like is like pulling your lower lip up over the top of your head.
Could you imagine the whining goin' on if men got pregnant? :?:

It might also shut some people up. Like me, according Carbo.
 

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Let's not all write at once.

I was busy working on dinner. We had my MIL over for dinner tonight. :). Figure I was talkative enough earlier anyway :D

New closing date is 3/21 @11am

Lets see if it really happens this time lol

Luckily I got a hold of Adam at HHV and he is waiting until after I close to ship my juice order :) I don't want it ending up in the hands of the seller!


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Sending positive energy and thoughts your way!!

Women are built for it. My labor was a breeze and the nurses never ever heard a whimper out of me. My only regret is when my son's Dad cut the cord I wish I had yelled "OW!" That would have been hilarious!!! He would have fainted on the spot....:D

There are such women like you and I RJ. My labors were easy, my second was at home water birth. But some are big whiney babies that just want their babies early because they are TOBP (tired of being pregnant), and I am frankly fed up with them!

Sent from the bathroom on a vape break :)

40 more minutes.. I can do this!

Both of mine were relatively quick. First one: water broke a month before she was due and I didn't believe that's what happened :lol: woke from a sound sleep and actually thought I wet the bed! No labor pains, just two pushes after I got to the hospital in an ambulance, which the cops my ex-father in law ran off the road speeding to our house across town insisted on calling once the situation was explained them.

Second: my son went two days past the due date. As soon as I figured out that I was in labor and it wasn't food poisoning :)lol:)we got to the hospital and 15 minutes later he was born.

With both I was there less than an hour at the hospital before the babies decided to make an appearance. :)
 
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