Hey, RJ. I've been out of town and never got a chance to respond after you explained what happened to your niece. I just want to say that I hope that miserable S.O.B.'s dance card is punched every single night in prison.
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We're exactly 12 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time, 11 during daylight savings... It's hell trying to make phone calls back home, let alone video chats.
Edit: Yes, I stand corrected. Got a little ahead of myself... That's what vacations are for - forgetting what day it is.
Tell hubby to stop pocking fun at the baby.
Could you imagine the whining goin' on if men got pregnant?
Hard enough dealing with us when we have the flu...
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When I was in the service, eating all their meats, taters, and breads, I managed to poop a softball... without laxatives. Does that count? It's almost as big as a kids head. TMI?
Good thing I brought a healthy supply of juice to work... My 11 o'clock meeting just got pushed to 1 PM! Thank Heaven for HHV and DF, Parrothead, Oompa, and HT. And this is just the preliminary to the contract talks! 
Later, time for lunch...
Later, time for lunch...
Good Friday Morning Army ! Looks like I overslept.Oh, well, at least it's friday. Have a safe and blessed day !
Hoy Mackerel Robin - were you eating giant jars of Vaseline for breakfast?
Both of mine were relatively quick. First one: water broke a month before she was due and I didn't believe that's what happenedwoke from a sound sleep and actually thought I wet the bed! No labor pains, just two pushes after I got to the hospital in an ambulance, which the cops my ex-father in law ran off the road speeding to our house across town insisted on calling once the situation was explained them.
Second: my son went two days past the due date. As soon as I figured out that I was in labor and it wasn't food poisoning
With both I was there less than an hour at the hospital before the babies decided to make an appearance.
Good morning Papaw. I'm being treacherous tonight and going with some Bounty Hunter. ssshhhhhh.
Uhhhhhhh.. my imagination screeched to a dead halt just in time, thank goodness!
LOL
LOL
When I was in the service, eating all their meats, taters, and breads, I managed to poop a softball... without laxatives. Does that count? It's almost as big as a kids head. TMI?
Imagine the screeching noise delivered by Chak just before delivery of the softball.
Against the din of the city night,
there cut through the dark,
the sound of a loud bawling.
Who was to know,
Chakris was feeling OHH!
He stooped down to poop and delivered a Rawlings.
there cut through the dark,
the sound of a loud bawling.
Who was to know,
Chakris was feeling OHH!
He stooped down to poop and delivered a Rawlings.
You lot are incorrigible.
NO! CAN'T! NOT LISTENING! la-la-la-la-laaa can't hear you...
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Got a little drunk at my union meeting last night. My head is pounding and I don't want to work lol at least it's Friday
TGIF Army!
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TGIF Army!
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Good luck today, Mw! The Lion does not consume on school nights for this reason. If you can survive until lunchtime, you will be just fine. Happy Friday, my friend.
And a happy Friday to the Army!
"I suppose I should be grateful that your vanity got in the way of your recklessness!"
--Tywin Lannister
And a happy Friday to the Army!
"I suppose I should be grateful that your vanity got in the way of your recklessness!"
--Tywin Lannister
Good morning, Army! Friday seems to be flying by.. Got to bed at 4:30 last night and at 5:00 decided it was not worth it and got out of bed. So, here I am.. enjoying Friday to the fullest!
All this talk of babies and softballs makes me want to..... BRB!
All this talk of babies and softballs makes me want to..... BRB!
Ggood morning D, I woke up checked my bank acct saw my paycheck was deposited, ordered my very first brand spankin new VV reo grande from reosmods, also have a dinged up non-vv grande on its way from the classys, now if I could just find a woody, i mean vv woodvil
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