Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD

[PapawBrett]

The Owner's Manual for this new mower is like any other;
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This is a lawn mower. It is designed for mowing lawns.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower uses Gasoline. Gasoline IS Flammable. Do not drink or bathe in Gasoline.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has a Battery. A Battery can cause Sparks. Do Not pour Gasoline onto your Battery.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has Blades. While engaged, these blades move at a high rate of speed. Do not attempt to touch blades while engage as there is a slight possibility of serious injury.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
Do Not turn your mower upside-down while you are on it. Do not turn your mower upside-down while blades are engaged. Do Not turn your mower upside-down while pouring Gasoline onto your Battery.
Do Not kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.



And yet, Mamaw cannot understand why I detest Owner's Manuals

 

[EddardinWinter]

There is power to the thermostat, the unit outside is not running at all. The circuit breakers are not tripped. It's dead I tell ya, Dead!

I will stop then. Sorry to hear about it the AC, I bet it is hot there. What you could use is some outfit that will keep you cool in the heat...



And this is a local Florida franchise here, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You would fit right in with the locals and everything!

 

[Pappy]

April, I'm pulling for you to quit vaping. That's my ultimate goal too, although I'm further away from it than you are.

But if you quit, it will be bittersweet for the rest of us because I know we won't see as much of you around here. And thinking of that makes me sad.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Yes, that's where we live.. Our High School mascot is a tornado.

Hard to believe. Then you google tornado mascot, and there are bunches! Here is my favorite!

 

[Robino1]

The Owner's Manual for this new mower is like any other;
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This is a lawn mower. It is designed for mowing lawns.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower uses Gasoline. Gasoline IS Flammable. Do not drink or bathe in Gasoline.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has a Battery. A Battery can cause Sparks. Do Not pour Gasoline onto your Battery.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has Blades. While engaged, these blades move at a high rate of speed. Do not attempt to touch blades while engage as there is a slight possibility of serious injury.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
Do Not turn your mower upside-down while you are on it. Do not turn your mower upside-down while blades are engaged. Do Not turn your mower upside-down while pouring Gasoline onto your Battery.
Do Not kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.



And yet, Mamaw cannot understand why I detest Owner's Manuals

And sadly, most warnings that seem like....well DUH!... Are on things because some idiot actually DID those things! I say leave the warnings off and let the idiots ...... Ok, I'm being mean now.

Gonna get another cup of coffee and vape more Shadow.

 

[Robino1]

I will stop then. Sorry to hear about it the AC, I bet it is hot there. What you could use is some outfit that will keep you cool in the heat...

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And this is a local Florida franchise here, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You would fit right in with the locals and everything!

If I had a bod like that.....

 

[EddardinWinter]

I take that back! Here is my favorite, it is just plain awesome.

 

[76bridget]

Hard to believe. Then you google tornado mascot, and there are bunches! Here is my favorite!

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Ours has had many faces over the years, but here's a current one..

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[Dusty_D]

Well, the BBQ party went on well past 2.00a.m. Finally got to bed around 3. Gorgeous day out, so I'm not going to waste another minute of it.

Have a wonderful Sunday, Army! I'm gonna be missing again today, but I'll be thinking of you.

 

[PapawBrett]

And sadly, most warnings that seem like....well DUH!... Are on things because some idiot actually DID those things! I say leave the warnings off and let the idiots ...... Ok, I'm being mean now.

Gonna get another cup of coffee and vape more Shadow.

This is true of all Safety Regulations. Rules are created by someonelse's screw-ups !

 

[EddardinWinter]

If I had a bod like that.....

What is that old joke?

If I told you that you do, would you hold it against me?

Something like that...

 

[Pappy]

Papaw, I read somewhere that there were land mines used in WWII that had "Do Not Eat" stamped on the bottom of them.

 

[Chakris]

Good night Army! Hope everyone's Saturday found them safe, happy, vaped, and blessed.

Good Morning Army. Have a Safe and Blessed Sunday

Did you guys PM each other and plan this?

 

[Robino1]

What is that old joke?

If I told you that you do, would you hold it against me?

Something like that...

Yeah, that would be the OLD joke.

 

[PapawBrett]

So I read the Owner's Manual (two cups of coffe for that one), Do as the Manual says and just ride around for 20 minutes or so to get a feel of how the steering works, engage the blades, make ONE PASS around the house- and the Heavans open up and rain pours down!
Oh well, got Brave and Dragon Tattoo (American version) from netflix friday, guess it'll be a movie Sunday

 

[Bronze]

This is true of all Safety Regulations. Rules are created by someonelse's screw-ups !

We'd put cautionary stickers on our equipment for the sole purpose of making sure when we got sued that the damages would be less than if we didn't put stickers on them. The money the company saved in damages paid for the stickers and labor to put them on. We saw it as cost reduction.

 

[Bronze]

Papaw, I read somewhere that there were land mines used in WWII that had "Do Not Eat" stamped on the bottom of them.

When used as intended, the consumer wouldn't have a choice but to eat them.

 

[PapawBrett]

Did you guys PM each other and plan this?

Not that I know of....

 

[beckyblue]

Only because I know you have a great sense of humor about all things, 73...



So just one more day in that hospital, eh? Has the food improved at all since my last lengthy stay at one of those less-than-ideal vacation destinations? Hope it hasn't been too rough for you and that this day flies by.

Mr. Robin and I have always wanted to chase tornados. Someday we may just get out to your area.

Do we have a picture of your hubby in the pics thread, Robin? I wanna be able to envision you and him being Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton from "Twister", chasing down those tornadoes! I didn't expect to like that one at all, but it made for a fun night at the movie theater, after all (watch out for those flying cows, Robin!).

As I've mentioned, I recently lost my beloved iPhone; it was also my only digital camera. With all the lawn mower talk, I so want to share a picture of my dad's foot with you all. He chopped off 1 2/3 toes with his! The thing is that, whenever he's not in the office seeing patients (yes, they let him keep his psychologist's license), ALL he wears are flip flops. He take some distinct, strange pride in showing if off!

I'm sure a ton has popped up above me while I've been slowly pecking this out. But I wanted to wish you all a lovely Sunday even before my morning coffee's brewed!

Slim, I'm just remembering about the rough news that you mentioned you'd been dealt. We're all here for you, whatever it is; and you're such a strong guy that I know you'll get through it alright.

 

[MwSlim]

Good morning Army!

Had a blast last night but man am I paying for it right now! The TV outside was awesome, we watched the Tigers game then the sharks-kings game and finished the night off with The Hangover 2. I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me lol

So the bad news I got yesterday was my bank account was frozen yesterday. Fortunately it wasn't my main accounts but it is where my mortgage is paid from.

8 years ago my ex must have opened a credit card in my name with her address. She maxed the card out and never paid on it. So now I have to go get a lawyer and hope that this doesn't interfere with paying my mortgage. As of now its set to automatically withdraw from my 5/3 checking but if I put any money into that account it gets seized.

One thing I can't figure out is why didn't any of this show up on my credit a couple months ago when I was getting my mortgage?? Ugh not what I want to have to deal with

If anyone feels up to it google search Palisades Aquisitions LLC, these are the scumbags that froze my account.