House of Hybrids featuring the Zenesis PV

[sl_rat]

And here I though you were my buddy.

i am... i didn't want you to feel left out of the club.

 

[K-man]

A girl asked her Homsi boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'
Sure replied the Homsi: 'What's your phone number?'

 

[emonty]

What about the homsi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is still out looking for the other man.

 

[K-man]

lmao I found the same site as u monty

 

[stevo123]

ok can we all join in

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

[emonty]

I got them from a friend, but they are all the same jokes

lmao I found the same site as u monty

 

[Katz123]

Did you know that we have a Tulip Festival every year in Ottawa? In 1945, Princess Juliana as a sign of friendship with Ottawa for having given the Dutch Royal Family safe haven here, and Canadian troops liberating the Netherlands during WWII, gave this city 100,000 Tulip bulbs. And every year when they bloom, tourists come from all over to see them.

Yes, I knew about that. My dad came over right after the war and was there for that!!!

 

[*ASH*]

A girl asked her Homsi boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'
Sure replied the Homsi: 'What's your phone number?'

lool here we are I see Homis Invade Zen thread

What about A hmosi kids his father told him
Son you have a new brother now.
The Kid : Yesss dad please dont tell mam lets surprised her

 

[Mr.Mann]

Several days ago I woke up and I realized a switch had been made in my mind about what my next pv would be. I had a friend ask me when I was going to get the Zenesis and was I anxious? I told him I had no idea when I was going to get it and the only anxiety I felt was before I decided on the Zenesis. Knowing what it is I want is quite relaxing actually. It allows for me to spend ample time gearing up my brain and gathering info. It reminds me of when I was deciding on what art college to go to, and that was a long time ago. Time passes regardless, so it is best to work with it!

Just my thoughts...

 

[stevo123]

Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

 

[emonty]

Ok here is a Dutch joke, it is a joke ok!!!!

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. “God,” he said, “What is heaven like?” God replied, “Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!”
The man looked pleased. “What is hell like?” he asked.

“Well,” he said with a sigh, “the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.”

 

[Katz123]

Two Dutchmen found a copper penny in the street.
The rest of the story is how copper wire was invented.

 

[Uma]

G'morning all! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day, and for those that got one, enjoying their new AYS.

I spoke to the PO today in regards to mine having been "delivered" without receiving it. Apparently they don't have it. Our mailman, who's name happens to be Mike (good guy by the way), is going to keep an eye out for it while on his route today. I'm hoping it all sorts itself out and receive it within the next couple days. I hit up Zen to verify the address he shipped to, but with his attention to detail I can't imagine he'd have gotten it wrong. I guess if nothing else I've got the Standard to look forward to hopefully next week. It just sucks being so excited about receiving my first Zen (special edition, no less) only to have it go all wrong. Sorry just had to vent.

(((((Hugs))))) That sooooo sux! I'm crossing all my fingers and toes in hopes of it coming home to you soon.

Sent from my VS920 4G using Tapatalk 2

 

[*ASH*]

Ok here is a Dutch joke, it is a joke ok!!!!

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. “God,” he said, “What is heaven like?” God replied, “Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!”
The man looked pleased. “What is hell like?” he asked.

“Well,” he said with a sigh, “the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.”

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool I love it :d

 

[vicsan]

(((((Hugs))))) That sooooo sux! I'm crossing all my fingers and toes in hopes of it coming home to you soon.

Sent from my VS920 4G using Tapatalk 2

Uma, did you ever get in touch with zen~ about your address issue?

 

[*ASH*]

An U.S guy asked hmosi what is the oldest animal on the world?
Homsi Answred right away it's Zebra
U.S guys : Why Zebra ???


Hmosi Because it's in black and white

 

[stevo123]

Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'. lol

 

[emonty]

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

 

[stevo123]

homsi jokes sound like blonde jokes here

 

[emonty]

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.