How about a vaping dating service?

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SilentScreams

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I'm not in a really cold part of Canada, I am about an hour north of Montana. Yesterday was +10C, today was +2C.

Zapped, that's why planes were invented!

That's still pretty cold. Cold makes me itch. The colder it is the more I itch. Living in NY is a pain in the winter because of this. I've tried lotions and powders, but they are only temp solutions and don't last all day. This does not mean I would be apposed to moving to Canada it has just caused issues with any relationship I tried to start with the women I have met from there.

I get a lot people from Canada that come through the hotel I work at. So I've met quite a few.
 

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Looks like I've discovered where my type of women are hiding out... Canada! .
Yeah, like my favorite female jockey, Chantal Sutherland. If you know anythign about jockeys, they are probably some of the best athletes in the world, and she is no exception, (takes a lot of strength to control a 1500+ lb thoroughbred) and she's gorgeous too, and one of the most successful race riders in canada:

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another thing that would be nice is having a guy whose handy.......I mean with mods and stuff ;). since I'm not very technically inclined...

"honey, can you help me get this thing in"

Well then look no further. Even if I don't know how exactly it works I'll fake till I figure it out.

You do like seafood right? And long walks??
 

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haha! i thought only women could fake it ;) sure, long walks on the beach and seafood are my favorites....

You did not really think that did you? The only plus to condom use I can thing of is pretending to finish so you can get it over with when there is zero chemistry. Other than protection, but you know what I mean.
 

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You did not really think that did you? The only plus to condom use I can thing of is pretending to finish so you can get it over with when there is zero chemistry. Other than protection, but you know what I mean.

ok, now you're blowing all my misconceptions. yes, I thought only women could fake it. but I had it on good authority (my step brother) that all you need to do is put a bag over someone's head if there's no chemistry....I thought men would bang anything....
 

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ok, now you're blowing all my misconceptions. yes, I thought only women could fake it. but I had it on good authority (my step brother) that all you need to do is put a bag over someone's head if there's no chemistry....I thought men would bang anything....

Ummm, some guys can. Some don't need the bag, they just need 5 or 6 drinks. I dunno, I like chemistry. But the thing about chemistry is sometimes you think you have it, but you don't find out your wrong until its too late. Bummer.
 

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ok, now you're blowing all my misconceptions. yes, I thought only women could fake it. but I had it on good authority (my step brother) that all you need to do is put a bag over someone's head if there's no chemistry....I thought men would bang anything....

^What she said. Sadly, I have watched enough guys in action to verify the "on good authority" for myself. But yes, Mr. Lion, alcohol does help. :)
 

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well, back to vaping! before we get moved. what would be the benefit and drawbacks to dating another vaper. a few drawbacks would be that your date uses up all your juices and borrows all your favorite drip trips. benefits. guaranteed roomate for vapemeets. more supplies available. someone who understands your obsession...
 

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well, back to vaping! before we get moved. what would be the benefit and drawbacks to dating another vaper. a few drawbacks would be that your date uses up all your juices and borrows all your favorite drip trips. benefits. guaranteed roomate for vapemeets. more supplies available. someone who understands your obsession...

Someone who will understand, "Hey, I'm at work and just broke my last clearo, can you order me up some?" and they'll know what you mean. Or "I just used up my last Bananas Gone Nuts from MBV, mind ordering me some before they close for the day?". They'll know what you mean and why it's important. Or someone who would call you and say "I was just at vapor joes and saw Discount Vapers is having 35% off on that mod you've been wanting, want me to order it for you?" They'll know good vaping oriented presents for your birthday.

My non-smoking, non-vaping GF understands why this is important to me (she's much happier that I'm not smoking anymore and likes critiquing the scent of my various flavors), but she wouldn't have clue one what to get and why and for what price, ect. She'd try, but she just wouldn't know.
 
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