How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

[DaveP]

Err, is the question about an incandescent bulb or one of those newfangled spiral things?

 

[PlanetScribbles]

The answer is actually 8.

one to change the bulb,
one reserve to ensure his amendment right to a rest break is adhered to,
one to justify the reason as to why it needed changing,
two to strenuously disagree with that reason,
one to tell the person that only a liberal treehugger would use one of those useless energy friendly bulbs,
one to make an xtranormal.com video of the bulb changer debating the event with a guy in an assclown suit, and
one troll to ask why only democrats suckling from the nanny teat would need so many public servants to change a bulb

 

[DataPhreak]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 mod to harangue the OP for no real reason
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
3 pedants to argue about what factory the best one comes from
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
2 greens to argue about the carbon footprint and how it should be a longlife one
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
1 mod to edit a link or two
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
1 spammer to inject some Nike bulb linkspam
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
1 crazy trying to jack their postcount to 10,000
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 Admin to comment on site policy re. lamp posts
1 to talk about his YouTube lamp vid
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 GrimGroan and 1 BogJam to try and outdo each other with the coarsest vid on bulbs possible without getting an infraction, cunningly hiding the worst linkspam and vulgarities right at the end of the vid where only Special Forces dudes are tuff enuff to get to and even so 3 of them died getting there
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 Mods to argue all over again about if the post needs editing, moving or deleting
1 mod to screw up and infract a post 10 months old
1 to take the whole debate across to another forum to do it properly over there

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Me Too....

 

[slumdog]

I was wondering if anyone was using this mod and if so how is it working for you......I just love the looks of this

 

[SuZamme]

So many bulbers are lured in to the look of new bulbs.
Yes, this appears to be a two coil bulb and I understand how you might think it works so much better and longer than the simpler bulb mods.
This, however, is part of a scientific research program to illustrate what your brain looks like on incandescent bulbs.
I highly recommend you examine the greener versions that are much better for our physical and mental environments:

 

[Wylie]

I think there should be a "like" button, as on facebook,,hope I didn't post this in the wrong forum.

Just look in the lower right. It's right there. Duh!

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Just look in the lower right. It's right there. Duh!

THICKFOG is now having a...

Light bulb moment!

LOL

 

[Lightgeoduck]

Just look in the lower right. It's right there. Duh!

LOL.. Now I believe that is the first POST resurrection, or at least the first EPIC one

we didn't have the "like" option @ the time of his post (12-11-2009)




Lightbulb!



LGD


That made my day!

 

[Wylie]

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1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

[jjrose]

I hear these things are deadly...

 

[j0ker]

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I hear these things are deadly...

It's alive! It's so funny, I was thinking about this thread just yesterday!

 

[jjrose]

It's alive! It's so funny, I was thinking about this thread just yesterday!

I can't just let the good ones die....

 

[TWolf]

swinging into the fray.....

 

[jjrose]

I just wish they would work the bugs out of these things.

 

[TWolf]

think there's something growing in my clearomizer.... getting a real.... funky.... earthy taste....

 

[j0ker]

I'm with ya! This one was lots of fun!

I've gotten so "attached" to my bulb, I had it surgically implanted. Depending on the time of day, it sometimes taste like Dr Scholl's and other times it taste like "JAM"

 

[TWolf]

still prefer my original bulb.... was close enough to what I had been using to help me get off the candles....

 

[j0ker]

Yeah but I don't miss the candles as much as I used to. Here's me with the last candle I used.

 

[j0ker]

Now this is a little odd, did y'all notice we are all from MS. I'm not sure what that means but it can't be good!

 

[jjrose]

Now this is a little odd, did y'all notice we are all from MS. I'm not sure what that means but it can't be good!

It must be where all the best people are.