Well sorry to hear that. Well...or not since I don't know how you felt about him. Now a days kids, teachers, neighbors, nurses or whoever call the SRS Child Protection if someone gets a whippin. Phffffffffft...bunch of Nancys.
I was always fine with my Dad, but it's a long story that I won't go into here.
I thought you were being funny ... are you being serious?
Yeah, she left me after a short while of dating. Turns out, she really liked the .... thing. It was just a shock to her the way it happened. But I could never reproduce the .... thing the way it happened, and she dropped me. I guess it was a velocity thing.
C'mon. You know I'm kidding.
Oh, is that where you shop while pretending to be blind? Oooh, nice melons... wait. What? Those aren't melons?
Good one, Sun!