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Thanks Dale. Ya'll can't get rid of me. 
Gonna be a hot day and they say triple digit temps tomorrow. I will be staying inside I'm sure. Just run out to thaw and then run back in. The hot tub is a wonderful addition. I would so love to be sitting in one right now.
Ya'll have a wonderful afternoon.
Gonna be a hot day and they say triple digit temps tomorrow. I will be staying inside I'm sure. Just run out to thaw and then run back in. The hot tub is a wonderful addition. I would so love to be sitting in one right now. Ya'll have a wonderful afternoon.
You too honThanks Dale. Ya'll can't get rid of me.
Ya'll have a wonderful afternoon.
Ewwww!!!!! 8-o 
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
Ewwww!!!!! 8-o
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
what's good for the goose..
UNDERWEAR DUST
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your ....!"
His wife was not amused and decided she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the hell is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!!!
There's an idea....
UNDERWEAR DUST
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your ....!"
His wife was not amused and decided she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the hell is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!!!
where do you find these MD
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET.
DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.
It's CRAZY how accurate this is!
No Peeking!
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3
4) Then again, multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....).
5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
6) Add the digits together
Now Scroll down
................
With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list
below:
1. Einstein
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Big Bird
4. Paris Hilton
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. George Washington
8. Babe Ruth
9. Daleron
10. Brittany Spears
I know, I know....I just have that effect on people. One
day, you too can be like me.
Why are you laughing???
P.S. Stop picking different numbers!!! I AM YOUR IDOL ...
JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!
NOW CLICK "FORWARD", PUT YOUR NAME IN NO. 9 AND SEND IT ON
FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!
DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.
It's CRAZY how accurate this is!
No Peeking!
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3
4) Then again, multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the
calculator....).
5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
6) Add the digits together
Now Scroll down
................
With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list
below:
1. Einstein
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Big Bird
4. Paris Hilton
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. George Washington
8. Babe Ruth
9. Daleron
10. Brittany Spears
I know, I know....I just have that effect on people. One
day, you too can be like me.
Why are you laughing???
P.S. Stop picking different numbers!!! I AM YOUR IDOL ...
JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!
NOW CLICK "FORWARD", PUT YOUR NAME IN NO. 9 AND SEND IT ON
FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!
There's an idea....
In the Women's Room!!!!
Some are too "male bashing" to bring over
Dale - Too funny. All I got to say is...........can you buy it in bulk. Just kidding, I prefer "RoundUp". bahahahahahahah
Just kidding, I prefer "RoundUp". bahahahahahahah
Do it! Bring over the male bashing!.. we hate each other as much as women hate us, it's fineIn the Women's Room!!!!
Some are too "male bashing" to bring over
Dale - Too funny. All I got to say is...........can you buy it in bulk.
Bwahahaha!! Here's a goody!
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 42 YEARS! But if they did,
by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
I don't think WDS will get it
Do it! Bring over the male bashing!.. we hate each other as much as women hate us, it's fine
I'll keep that in mind hon 
Oooh I get it alright, I think my ex went through a very, very early menopause or she just enjoyed being a pain in my...bible donkey.Bwahahaha!! Here's a goody!
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 42 YEARS! But if they did,
by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
I don't think WDS will get it
Yep! Did ya' see the new pool addition?
So, did ya' get the answer to your question out there?
well my original question yes, just left me with more questions in the end. I'll work it out.Yep! Did ya' see the new pool addition?
So, did ya' get the answer to your question out there?
In the Women's Room!!!!
Some are too "male bashing" to bring over
Male bashing in TWR? Why am I not surprised.
Did you think of asking some of our DIY'er's ?
Hahaha!
The frozen skunk:
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car.There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.
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