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Good afternoon lurkers! Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving and long weekend!
hello all and thanks dale for the warm wishes 
and in case I don't see ya'll tomorrow have a great turkey day
and in case I don't see ya'll tomorrow have a great turkey day
I read your thread but I haven't had that experience so have nothing to contribute
Hi Haunted
Hope you do too!
Hey Shadavhello all and thanks dale for the warm wishes
and in case I don't see ya'll tomorrow have a great turkey day
I'll be on in the morning
i have to work in the morning....i don't mind though, i told my boss i would so she could be off....it's only 4 - 5 hours, go in do paperwork and head out and it's time and a half
i have to work in the morning....i don't mind though, i told my boss i would so she could be off....it's only 4 - 5 hours, go in do paperwork and head out and it's time and a half
Awwww
Well, whoohoo for time & a half!!
I'm sure you can use it ... sure hope you don't get stuck there tho'
oh i won't I can't cuz it'd be me into overtime and they hate for that plus really hate overtime with a holiday in that week...means they paying me out the ___ 
well see ya later, time to head in to work....
I can't cuz it'd be me into overtime and they hate for that plus really hate overtime with a holiday in that week...means they paying me out the ___ well see ya later, time to head in to work....
oh i won't
well see ya later, time to head in to work....
Ah! Got'cha
Have a good evening!
Hey Shad and HM!! Thank you for peeking Dale. It has been a strange experience for sure!
Shad, you are very nice!
Shad, you are very nice!
Just trying to wrap my head around this quote. This guy and I live on different planets.
Belonged to a "sex positive" community, had 100 lovers but doesn't want to "cheapen" his vape experience. Mind blown.
Belonged to a "sex positive" community, had 100 lovers but doesn't want to "cheapen" his vape experience. Mind blown.
Read the thread... and gave what I could
But, forgot to say it could be a blessing in disguise.Where is that quote from?! I couldn't find it via the intertubes [didn't look very hard though either]
I'm Sex Positive! I chose to keep a single partner, well... a married partner, married to me! YAY, lucky me. Seriously, sounds like this person just wanted a chance to brag about the low requirements set by their partners. Well... you can't hear it... but I'm clapping for them right now... ok, after those last dots I did... my clapping is about all the value there is in a meaningless number like that.
Original poster from the quote (not you HauntedMyst), hit me up when you break into the 4 digits, but you will probably have your own 'clap' by then!
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Me: (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
GOD: Sure.
Me: Promise you won't get mad?
GOD: I promise.
Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD: What do you mean?
Me: Well I woke up late,
GOD: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start.
Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
GOD: Hmmmm..
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
GOD: All right
Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
my
feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right
today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I
had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you
sleep through that.
Me (humbled): Oh...
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
route that might have hit you if you were on the road
Me (ashamed): ............
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
want
you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work
Me (embarrassed): Oh.....
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you
talk to them so you would be covered
Me (softly): I see God
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out
all
of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the
dark.
Me: I'm sorry God.
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good
and the bad
Me: I WILL trust you God
GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
plan
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
today.
GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love
looking after my children.
~Scriptural References: II Samuel 22:31, Proverbs 3:5, Hebrews 2:13
GOD: Sure.
Me: Promise you won't get mad?
GOD: I promise.
Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD: What do you mean?
Me: Well I woke up late,
GOD: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start.
Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
GOD: Hmmmm..
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
GOD: All right
Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
my
feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right
today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I
had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you
sleep through that.
Me (humbled): Oh...
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
route that might have hit you if you were on the road
Me (ashamed): ............
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
want
you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work
Me (embarrassed): Oh.....
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you
talk to them so you would be covered
Me (softly): I see God
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out
all
of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the
dark.
Me: I'm sorry God.
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good
and the bad
Me: I WILL trust you God
GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
plan
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
today.
GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love
looking after my children.
~Scriptural References: II Samuel 22:31, Proverbs 3:5, Hebrews 2:13
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Haha Jimmy. No doubt, your way is truly the "Positive" way. It's funny....perhaps in a sick twisted way... but when I read that someone has had a *lot* of partners, I always figure they must not be that good, or someone would have come back for more.Where is that quote from?! I couldn't find it via the intertubes [didn't look very hard though either]
I'm Sex Positive! I chose to keep a single partner, well... a married partner, married to me! YAY, lucky me. Seriously, sounds like this person just wanted a chance to brag about the low requirements set by their partners. Well... you can't hear it... but I'm clapping for them right now... ok, after those last dots I did... my clapping is about all the value there is in a meaningless number like that.
Original poster from the quote (not you HauntedMyst), hit me up when you break into the 4 digits, but you will probably have your own 'clap' by then!
I could be wrong.... [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji51]
Now I am embarrassed.... I make a snarky comment, post it, and there's Dale's lovely Conversation with God.
Thank you for that Dale!
Sometimes my timing is impeccable though.....
Thank you for that Dale!
Sometimes my timing is impeccable though.....
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