Me too Dale! But most of it is not my stuff. .
Ah!
Yeah ... no, I wouldn't go there
A little something to share with you all
Getting Your Message Across . . .
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic
tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's Truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-Smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the Front Yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And the best one for last...
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
off to work....
Hey there Wheez ... one guess! 