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WelshVapour

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hey folks....yeah i'm not even gonna try to read back today....my brain is mush....
didn't sleep too well last night it was sometime after 2am (when I stopped looking at what time it is) when I finally fell asleep to be back up at 5:30 (I was supposed to be at work at 5:30 :facepalm: i did get to sleep bout 2hrs when i got home, passed out on the couch.....

ug today was the plague of stupid people, makes me really wonder about the human race

from my FB:

Oh the stupidity....
So while at work this lady asks me where the restrooms are
(not uncommon, even though there's a huge sign hanging from ceiling saying <--- RESTROOMS)
I tell her they are down the hallway, she asks again I point and reply again, down that hallway
she shakes her head like I'm ......ed, no no no, I need the lady's restroom, the mens is down there but I can't find the womens!
*glares at her for a moment, smiles and points to the hallway* it's down the hallway *walks away*
(for those that don't know my store...the hallway is about the size of a closet and the mens restroom is on the right and the womens is on the left.....can't miss it)

oh wait it gets better

Her husband trying to pay for gas, his card declined, paid with cash and leaves his $2 in change on the counter.....

She then decides to make a hotdog and I hear my coworker tell her where the buns are...she continues to make her hotdog since she can't find the buns, just puts the hotdog in the baggy and pours the ketchup and mustard into the bag.

I look outside and her husband is out there shaking and bouncing his car to "fill more gas into it"

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LET THESE TWO BREED!
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Hey Shads :wub:
 

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I'm back too. :D

Shad. :facepalm: Yeah, some people make you just wonder.

Kind of like the gal who was helping me this week. Bless her heart, and let me clarify. She is as sweet as they come, has the BIGGEST heart you will ever find, willing to help in any way she can. Well, she went to get us lunch Friday. I had a horrible craving for a Big Mac. Mind you, if I have two a year, that's prob about all I have. But I was REALLY craving one....(still am). I'd asked for her to get the Big Mac combo, Med. Fries, with ketchup, (CUZ YOU KNOW YOU GET ZERO KETCHUP UNLESS YOU SPECIFY), she wanted a tea (I still had one), so I told her to take the tea. (BIG SIGH)
Well, she forgot her list....and went by memory. She actually ordered a Big Mac with cheese and ketchup only. :facepalm: :cry:
I mean geesh...could've ordered a double cheeseburger, ketchup only and saved like $5.00. :laugh::laugh::cry:
 

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Sorry, I was looking for something :blush:

Ready to go back to work? :unsure:

Nope:(
The weekend went by sooooooo fast. I need 2 more days:lol:

I'm back too. :D

Shad. :facepalm: Yeah, some people make you just wonder.

Kind of like the gal who was helping me this week. Bless her heart, and let me clarify. She is as sweet as they come, has the BIGGEST heart you will ever find, willing to help in any way she can. Well, she went to get us lunch Friday. I had a horrible craving for a Big Mac. Mind you, if I have two a year, that's prob about all I have. But I was REALLY craving one....(still am). I'd asked for her to get the Big Mac combo, Med. Fries, with ketchup, (CUZ YOU KNOW YOU GET ZERO KETCHUP UNLESS YOU SPECIFY), she wanted a tea (I still had one), so I told her to take the tea. (BIG SIGH)
Well, she forgot her list....and went by memory. She actually ordered a Big Mac with cheese and ketchup only. :facepalm: :cry:
I mean geesh...could've ordered a double cheeseburger, ketchup only and saved like $5.00. :laugh::laugh::cry:

:facepalm:smh
 

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Nope:(
The weekend went by sooooooo fast. I need 2 more days:lol:



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I know.

St. Louis has a radio show that you can call in with your :censored: be trippin' stories. (the censored part would be the name of a female dog. ;) ) I think I have a candidate....:laugh:
 

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The best B Be Trippin story I've heard so far was this guy who called in on his girlfriend. He said his girlfriend called him, cussing him out because she saw his truck parked at his OLD girlfriends house. He said to her, hmmmm...THAT is soooooooooo strange because when YOUR car wouldn't start this morning, WHO'S truck did you BORROW, and WHO'S truck are you driving right now.......


....get it...B Be Trippin. :laugh:
 

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The best B Be Trippin story I've heard so far was this guy who called in on his girlfriend. He said his girlfriend called him, cussing him out because she saw his truck parked at his OLD girlfriends house. He said to her, hmmmm...THAT is soooooooooo strange because when YOUR car wouldn't start this morning, WHO'S truck did you BORROW, and WHO'S truck are you driving right now.......


....get it...B Be Trippin. :laugh:
That's :censored: awesome! :lol::lol:
 

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    The best B Be Trippin story I've heard so far was this guy who called in on his girlfriend. He said his girlfriend called him, cussing him out because she saw his truck parked at his OLD girlfriends house. He said to her, hmmmm...THAT is soooooooooo strange because when YOUR car wouldn't start this morning, WHO'S truck did you BORROW, and WHO'S truck are you driving right now.......


    ....get it...B Be Trippin. :laugh:
    :lol: :lol:
     

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    I know.

    St. Louis has a radio show that you can call in with your :censored: be trippin' stories. (the censored part would be the name of a female dog. ;) ) I think I have a candidate....:laugh:

    Oooh! I would love to hear some of those broadcasts.

    You were quiet that day :lol:

    Aw, I know :(

    It's ok. I think I can hang in there til I'm off again on Wednesday. I hope so atleast.

    The best B Be Trippin story I've heard so far was this guy who called in on his girlfriend. He said his girlfriend called him, cussing him out because she saw his truck parked at his OLD girlfriends house. He said to her, hmmmm...THAT is soooooooooo strange because when YOUR car wouldn't start this morning, WHO'S truck did you BORROW, and WHO'S truck are you driving right now.......


    ....get it...B Be Trippin. :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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