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last day MD.
How ya?
Feeling much better today than yesterday
Got some sleep last night How are you? Ready to get outta there I'll bet
Hi Robin
Yep, 3 more hours!Feeling much better today than yesterday
How are you? Ready to get outta there I'll bet
Hi Robin
Glad ya slept better last night! I missed Chim
I know what your feeling and {{{{{{ hugs}}}}}} are all I can offer. Words cannot express all the feelings and thoughts going through my head.
Feeling much better today than yesterday
How are you? Ready to get outta there I'll bet
Hi Robin
Mornin' Dale
I knew you would see my likes as I was coming up
Guess all but Bobbi and errr ... somebody else did.Yep, 3 more hours!
Glad ya slept better last night! I missed Chim
We'll see her soon
Three hours? That's not long, and then you'll be FREE!!
Yes I didMornin' Dale
I knew you would see my likes as I was coming up
A MUST read!!! 
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt..
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
M&M's of course...
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.What were you thinking??
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt..
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
M&M's of course...
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.What were you thinking??
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples.
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. (I need to remember this.)
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (The Little Perv.)
Morning Lurkers!
Top Fuel Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have read this sentence.
A fuel pump for an NHRA Top Fuel dragster and Funny Car delivers 65 gallons of fuel per minute, equivalent to eight bathroom showers running at the same time.
Top Fuel Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have read this sentence.
A fuel pump for an NHRA Top Fuel dragster and Funny Car delivers 65 gallons of fuel per minute, equivalent to eight bathroom showers running at the same time.
For you Dale............. HAPPY 63rd BIRTHDAY MARK HARMON
A lot of things do get better with age.
A lot of things do get better with age.
Morning sweetie!Good morning
sho' nuff!!!For you Dale............. HAPPY 63rd BIRTHDAY MARK HARMON
A lot of things do get better with age.
Thank you sweetie!
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