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LoriP1702

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I thought about just posting a pic of it next to my hand but I dont think ecf would like that :p
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You're LUCKY I wasn't drinking something and reading....I'd have shot it out of my nose if I had been!!! TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
LMBO!!!!

ECF? I don't think us DUDES would like that :lol:.
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    A little tip people.

    As mild as a custard vape is, it burns like the fires of hell when you laugh it out your nose thanks to Slim. You have been warned.
    You don't normally exhale out your nose? :?:

    Looks like I need to go digging around in the Women's Room more often :laugh:
     

    daleron

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    Well sure, but I expect that. Hurts when ya don't :laugh:

    Wonder when/where they'll announce the Halo Winner's? :unsure:
    I'm all ready tired of checking, not that I really entered to win ... just helping Wheez out :)

    Speaking of which, what will you get if you follow through WDS? *where's the nosey emo?*
     

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    Wonder when/where they'll announce the Halo Winner's? :unsure:
    I'm all ready tired of checking, not that I really entered to win ... just helping Wheez out :)

    Speaking of which, what will you get if you follow through WDS? *where's the nosey emo?*
    Probably Belgian cocoa MD. Not much else sounds good to me :unsure:
     

    daleron

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    Probably Belgian cocoa MD. Not much else sounds good to me :unsure:

    :laugh: You're in the same boat as me :facepalm: It's either that or the Mocha :unsure:
    I guess I could PIF it to Wheezal :?:

    You guys might enjoy this :D

    Clean the Mouse
    How to clean your mouse...

    This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

    The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

    Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

    Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

    Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

    Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

    Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

    Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

    Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

    Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.

    However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

    Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

    It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

    Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
     

    WelshVapour

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    :laugh: You're in the same boat as me :facepalm: It's either that or the Mocha :unsure:
    I guess I could PIF it to Wheezal :?:

    You guys might enjoy this :D

    Clean the Mouse
    How to clean your mouse...

    This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

    The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

    Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

    Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

    Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

    Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

    Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

    Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

    Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

    Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.

    However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

    Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

    It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

    Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
    I was thinking of PIF'ing too :laugh:

    Ball replacement :shock: ouch.
     

    daleron

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    :lol: man I'm slow, I didn't read that and make the connection...ew.

    ew?? :unsure: Really? :laugh: Hummm :unsure:


    Well how bout something innocent then ;)

    8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept
    the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
    Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
    whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are e coming after us with flashlights."
     

    WelshVapour

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    ew?? :unsure: Really? :laugh: Hummm :unsure:


    Well how bout something innocent then ;)

    8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept
    the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
    Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
    whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are e coming after us with flashlights."
    Yes ew, I'm British we're squeamish :laugh:
     
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