I'm not funny often. Intelligent? Only when I have time to think and rethink and edit and re-read what I've wrote then rethink and edit some more and hit send then go back and edit some more.
Someone here said they are 'a jack of all trades, master of none'? That's pretty much me. I know a little bit about a lot of things.....just enough to be dangerous!
There are a few of us that erm....table dance if persuaded with a little liquid courage.

I have half an hour to play. Potatoes are peeled and sliced (thank GOD for food proccesors!). Sitting in a bowl of cold water, waiting to be assembled later.
I'm the super organized type. I made an excellent office manager/bookkeeper <~~~ favorite word ever! I love double letter words and bookkeeper has 3(!). That's probably one thing the Lurkers don't know about me. I tend to not talk about myself too awful much....especially my early years. No
sense in bringing up crap that I can't change and if I was able to, I wouldn't be who I am today. I kinda like me, now.
Holy crap, this became a novelette! Sorry