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  1. ISBN

    ISBN ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 31, 2010
    Happy Dale Sanatorium
  2. skydragon

    skydragon ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 7, 2009
    Mountain Cave
    That's just wrong isbn.

    They like Bud Light so they can jump from branch to branch.
     
  3. Katya

    Katya ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    Feb 23, 2010
    SoCal
  4. ISBN

    ISBN ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 31, 2010
    Happy Dale Sanatorium
  5. spazatabc

    spazatabc Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Feb 19, 2011
    Randleman, NC
  6. Allazar

    Allazar Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 21, 2011
    Austin
    Trouble Ticket Framed at my old place of work... (U.S. Navy Base)

    Please remember that the person placing this ticket was a college graduate from one of the most prestigious schools in our country... the Naval Academy in Annapolis!

    Pilot's Problem description: The IFF does not work in the OFF position.
    Our response: Please remember that all electrical/electronic devices only function after being turned ON and having power applied to them! :facepalm:

    P.S. IFF stands for the device that is the identification friend or foe transmitter that prevents "friendly fire".

    P.P.S. Friendly fire ISN'T! :D
     
  7. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2010
    Birmingham, Al
    somehow i'm not surprised....at least the person gave you enough info to "trouble shoot" :facepalm:

    (when i'm teaching graduate students about some of the equipment they have to learn to use, the first two trouble shooting questions that we try to teach them to ask are "is is plugged in?" and "is it turned on? " )
     
  8. Allazar

    Allazar Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 21, 2011
    Austin
    I am no longer surprised by this either, although I certainly was at the time over 10 years ago! Here is what happened where I teach (evenings and Saturdays) at ITT 2 weeks ago...

    Instructor (Me) after grading the final exams for the course and addressing the class: You should be happy to know that everyone that is here today has passed the class and will not be retaking this course with me next quarter!
    Student (who will remain anonymous): What about me? Did I pass? :facepalm:
     
  9. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2010
    Birmingham, Al
    did you fail the student on the spot? :facepalm: :laugh:

    that reminds me of a coworker who told me about the 50 question, 100 point test that he gave in a freshman psychology class...one of the students asked how many points each question was worth (stay in psychology sweetie, don't go for a math major).

    But the one that really blew me away was when i was standing outside of a university building (smoking of course in those days) and overheard two girls trying to list all of the vowels.....
     
  10. bssage

    bssage Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 23, 2010
    Iowa
    Me at McDonalds drive through:

    "I would like a double cheeseburger with no onions."

    Talking sign:

    "would you like cheese on that?"

    Me:

    "wouldnt I just order a double hamburger if I did not want cheese?"
     
  11. bssage

    bssage Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 23, 2010
    Iowa
    Me at Wendy's drive thru:

    I'll take the dollar cheeseburger, The dollar nuggets, and a small choclate frosty or shake whatever.

    Talking sign:

    "Do you want a frosty or a shake?"

    Me:

    "Whats is the difference?"

    Talking sign:

    "One is a frosty the other is a shake."
     
  12. bssage

    bssage Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 23, 2010
    Iowa
    Running on 60 mph track with our train.

    Dispatcher:

    "How long will it take you to get to Buda?"

    Me:

    "Thats 113 miles away"

    Dispatcher:

    " I need to know how long it will take you to arrive there."

    Me:

    "one hour and fifty three minutes"

    Dispatcher:

    "You came up with that fast"
     
  13. spazatabc

    spazatabc Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Feb 19, 2011
    Randleman, NC
    Actually that would be 1 hr and 53 minutes

     
  14. Blakd

    Blakd Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 26, 2011
    Dallas TX
    If you want to laugh I have a good one for you. I was at my uncles house quite a few years ago. We had turned part of his garage into a play room for my nephews. Well that day we decided to remove two walls from the water closet and open the room up a little more. Mind you no one else is around and we are not to sober. this wall was about 4 inches deep and 6 inches wide. He punches the wall and nothing happened. He kicks the wall and nothing happened. Here it is the famos last words (Watch this). I lean back and as hard as I can I slam my head in to the wall. A few minutes later I realize my uncle is standing in front of me trying to get me to snap out of the haze I was in. I did break the wall out of place and knocked my self out at the same time. The wall was 3 2x4s nailed together but neither of us thought about that. We broke out the tools and finished the rest of the job. I still laugh about the stupid stuff we did.
     
  15. bssage

    bssage Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 23, 2010
    Iowa
    Thats what I said ;{

    didnt plan on making myself laugh when I posted.
     
  16. dysfoundation

    dysfoundation Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 29, 2010
    Santa Clarita, CA
    I'm a server so possibly the most annoying thing someone says is
    "Ummm....caaann I haavveee..."
    NO YOU CANT! Its not like its my job to get you EXACTLY what you want to eat within the confines of my establishment ....

    Posted using
    Rooted galaxy s2 -blazer rom 1.45Ghz-
     
  17. lorikay13

    lorikay13 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Oregon
    Dandafixer.....you were a winner last week...I don't think I have heard from you yet? Skydragon was also last weeks winner.

    Having a bit of trouble with this weeks......some funny stuff...but not exactly what I asked for.....but since this is a contest about stupidity ....I guess thats fine. hahahahahaha I'm going to let this go through the weekend cuz I know some folks just don't have time for irrellivant silly antics during the work week. Cheers!
     
  18. MastiffMike

    MastiffMike The Spotted Tongue! Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 9, 2009
    Dogville Estate
    Stupid people do stupid things, but since I'm a stupid person, I don't find them stupid! Heck, everything I do is BRILLIANT! Of course EVERYONE around me disagrees, but I say ignorance is bliss!

    Now off to go practice fastening on my velcro shoes....
     
  19. ISBN

    ISBN ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 31, 2010
    Happy Dale Sanatorium
    ...All I know is that I may go squirrel hunting this weekend, out of spite!!!
     
  20. spacekitty

    spacekitty Krazee Kat Laydee & Guru-X2.5 Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 3, 2010
    SoCal, USA
    This happened when I was in my mid-twenties or so...

    Anyone who has pets has fleas, there's no way around it... and I am extremely allergic to flea bites. I can even feel exactly where the little buggers are feasting on me. And since you can't smash them or drown them, I have perfected the art of picking them off between my thumbnail and forefinger... and then crushing them between my 2 thumbnails. I get to see how much of my blood they got (ha!!) while I watch the welt grow in that spot... so it serves them right!!!

    A friend of mine back then was telling me about how ammonia is supposed to drown/kill them, so he keeps a jar of it handy just for that purpose when he catches them. I never tried it myself, but I took his word for it.

    One time I was over at his place with a few of our friends and someone noticed the little jar of clear liquid, with some tiny black specs floating around in it, and asked him what it was. So he proceeded to explain his whole flea killing theory to everyone in the room... while one girl just sat there staring at the jar with a puzzled look on her face.

    Finally she spoke up and said, "There's just one thing I don't understand... how do you get them to jump in there in the first place???" :facepalm:
     
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