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element77

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I've never had Chai Tea, I love coffee but most consider my preferences offensive to their sensibilities lol. I used to love french vanilla instant coffee in the can!! now I drink very dark ultra strong brews w/lots of vanilla creamer. I love my coffee just as much as the next bean head but machisimo doesn't much matter to me:)
 

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coffee with cream and a touch of sweet...that is my daily drink

When I was very small my Grandmother always had a cup of coffee as you describe and I would try to sneak a sip often dumping her cup. When I turned 4 she got me my own little cup and saucer so I could have coffee with her...I think I was the only one kindergarden that had a thermos of coffee(mostly warm milk and a bit of sweet) in my lunch box. Coffee is still my go to beverage.

I am still looking for that great coffee vape...maybe this will be the one:vapor:
 
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I couldn't think of anything about coffee myself but a friend had emailed me a funny coffee related joke

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- ....... is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
 

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When I first started vaping I would get 10ml bottles of coffee flavor at the mall, they charged 20.00 for them but at the time I didn't know that I was being robbed. It was really good but not at that cost. I ordered coffee on-line and was so excited that I'd have coffee again. It showed up and it was so terrible that I was sure they had made a huge mistake so I wrote to the vendor to tell him of this hideous tasting liquid he'd sent me. He wrote back and said " To tell you the truth, our coffee isn't that good." At least he was honest. :)
 

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No way I can top arilen's post . . . funny stuff! :laugh: I love coffee, though, so just want to say that it:

1. Gets me out of bed in the morning . . . but don't talk to me until I've had my first cup.
2. Makes me look forward to going to work (gourmet coffee is provided, probably to keep us awake).
3. Is one of the only things that will motivate me to go to the grocery store. Who cares about food? I NEED my java!!
4. Doesn't need a $5 price tag or a foofoo name to be delicious. My local gas station has a coffee bar that puts Starbucks to shame and I'm on my way there now!
 

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Coffee is huge in my family. I drink it to wake up, to unwind, to upwind, and to fall asleep. You see all those doomsday hoarders worried about ammo, and canned foods. One of my main concerns would be coffee beans.

I couldn't agree with you more :) Coffee, liquor, and eliquid/cigarettes.

I go back and forth on coffee I love the flavor but sometimes I like it black and other times I like frappachinos I don't really have a set coffee that I always drink, and I don't drink it daily I'm an energy drink guy.

I've never really understood the whole energy drink craze. There is something about each one (of the rockstars and monsters that I've tried) that just doesn't taste "right" - for lack of a better term. If u don't mind me asking, why do you like them?

I've never had Chai Tea, I love coffee but most consider my preferences offensive to their sensibilities lol. I used to love french vanilla instant coffee in the can!! now I drink very dark ultra strong brews w/lots of vanilla creamer. I love my coffee just as much as the next bean head but machisimo doesn't much matter to me:)

EXACTLY. DARK roast with LOTS of (hazlenut) creamer (for me at least).

coffee with cream and a touch of sweet...that is my daily drink

When I was very small my Grandmother always had a cup of coffee as you describe and I would try to sneak a sip often dumping her cup. When I turned 4 she got me my own little cup and saucer so I could have coffee with her...I think I was the only one kindergarden that had a thermos of coffee(mostly warm milk and a bit of sweet) in my lunch box. Coffee is still my go to beverage.

I am still looking for that great coffee Vape...maybe this will be the one:vapor:

That's really funny! How tall are you by the way?

I'M KIDDING :) That's a really funny story! You have VERY different taste buds than the lot of kids, including me, that would only down sweet things, and turn away anything bitter

I couldn't think of anything about coffee myself but a friend had emailed me a funny coffee related joke

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- ....... is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

Possibly the BEST coffee-related list I have seen :D AWESOME thanks for posting this! Made my day

When I first started vaping I would get 10ml bottles of coffee flavor at the mall, they charged 20.00 for them but at the time I didn't know that I was being robbed. It was really good but not at that cost. I ordered coffee on-line and was so excited that I'd have coffee again. It showed up and it was so terrible that I was sure they had made a huge mistake so I wrote to the vendor to tell him of this hideous tasting liquid he'd sent me. He wrote back and said " To tell you the truth, our coffee isn't that good." At least he was honest. :)

ROBBED! Glad you know better now :)

And that's nice at least the vendor was honest. Now I can PROMISE you our Coffee Cream is not lackluster. It's in my ADV rotation for a reason

2. Makes me look forward to going to work (gourmet coffee is provided, probably to keep us awake).

My old laboratory day-job had our own barista for everyone with an employee ID. Perks of big pharma that want you to be at work as long as possible for them lol
 

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Mmmmm coffee. Nectar of the gods! I'm drinking it as I type. There isn't a grind or roast I don't enjoy...coffee makes my world go round.

Also, I received my Shirley Temple today...it smells amazing! I don't know if I can let this one steep at all, I'm seriously considering rebuilding an IGO just to try it out. :drool:
Thanks again Jake!!
 

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I think it's the caffeine levels you can drink one rockstar or like two and a half cups of coffee and its the same caffeine amount. I shotgun a rockstar as soon as I wake up and then sip on another one for the next hour or two. Plus there's a lot of flavors, rockstar has like 30 flavors and monster has like 45. But you have to remember to try and get the low or no sugar ones cause if not you get a caffeine rush AND a sugar rush and your rushes end up fighting each other which decreases the effect of the caffeine and ends with you crashing. A lot of people don't know that so they think low and no sugar is for like dieters and then they end up not liking e drinks cause they don't understand the crash.
 

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Thejaker. I am 5 foot 7, can you imagine how tall I would have been without the coffee...LOL ? My grandsons all have had coffee with me since they were old enough to use a real cup...and to this day my 13 year old grandson says it's the only thing that calms him down (he drinks his black now) we are a bit of a strange family...:2c:
I still drink coffee all day right up to bedtime with no problems. In my 30's I was drinking 5 POTS a day
 

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I couldn't think of anything about coffee myself but a friend had emailed me a funny coffee related joke

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- ....... is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.


i love this and had to steal. i drink lots of black coffee....but i need someone else to make the first pot...cause i have done stupid stuff sober (without my coffee)....too embarrassing to put out there....
 

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Few reasons why drinking all that coffee is a healthy habit.

-Coffee May Drastically Lower Your Risk of Type II Diabetes

-Coffee Can Make You Smarter

-Coffee May Lower Your Risk of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s

-Coffee May be Extremely Good For Your Liver

(In two very large prospective epidemiological studies, drinking coffee was associated with a lower risk of death by all causes (28).
This effect is particularly profound in type II diabetics, one study showing that coffee drinkers had a 30% lower risk of death during a 20 year period)

Coffee is Loaded With Nutrients and Antioxidants So drink up knowing your doing well things for your body with every sip.

Coffee isnt linked to stunting your growth. Caffeine does deplete your calcium intake though. So overtime it can play a part in depleted bone mass. So take a calcium supplement to counter it.

Overall coffee is great for you. Some have deemed it the healthiest beverage on the planet! Just dont ruin that with tons of sugar added, artificial or none.
 

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My oldest daughter was 3 years old we lived next to my mothers best friend My daughter would sneak out the house through the doggie door and run over to "nana's house" i come into the living room where i left my daughter 2 minutes before playing and she is gone. Go next door to nanas house, i hear nana and my mother in the kitchen laughing uncontrollably. I walk in to see my daughter covered head to toe in banana cream pie. I ask her what she was doing she says had to have nana's nana pie duh! I ask mother what happened she says well she wanted pie so she climbed on the table and decided to dip her face in the pe to take a bite.
 

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Mmmmm coffee. Nectar of the gods! I'm drinking it as I type. There isn't a grind or roast I don't enjoy...coffee makes my world go round.

Also, I received my Shirley Temple today...it smells amazing! I don't know if I can let this one steep at all, I'm seriously considering rebuilding an IGO just to try it out. :drool:
Thanks again Jake!!

Vape it right away! Your sample should have had ample steep time. I use an Igo-W all day every day!

I think it's the caffeine levels you can drink one rockstar or like two and a half cups of coffee and its the same caffeine amount. I shotgun a rockstar as soon as I wake up and then sip on another one for the next hour or two. Plus there's a lot of flavors, rockstar has like 30 flavors and monster has like 45. But you have to remember to try and get the low or no sugar ones cause if not you get a caffeine rush AND a sugar rush and your rushes end up fighting each other which decreases the effect of the caffeine and ends with you crashing. A lot of people don't know that so they think low and no sugar is for like dieters and then they end up not liking e drinks cause they don't understand the crash.

Absolutely. It's just mostly the taste that I am not fond of :( What sugar free-blends are your favorite?

Thejaker. I am 5 foot 7, can you imagine how tall I would have been without the coffee...LOL ? My grandsons all have had coffee with me since they were old enough to use a real cup...and to this day my 13 year old grandson says it's the only thing that calms him down (he drinks his black now) we are a bit of a strange family...:2c:
I still drink coffee all day right up to bedtime with no problems. In my 30's I was drinking 5 POTS a day

DATS A LOT OF CAFFEINE!!!

Few reasons why drinking all that coffee is a healthy habit.

-Coffee May Drastically Lower Your Risk of Type II Diabetes

-Coffee Can Make You Smarter

-Coffee May Lower Your Risk of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s

-Coffee May be Extremely Good For Your Liver

(In two very large prospective epidemiological studies, drinking coffee was associated with a lower risk of death by all causes (28).
This effect is particularly profound in type II diabetics, one study showing that coffee drinkers had a 30% lower risk of death during a 20 year period)

Coffee is Loaded With Nutrients and Antioxidants So drink up knowing your doing well things for your body with every sip.

Coffee isnt linked to stunting your growth. Caffeine does deplete your calcium intake though. So overtime it can play a part in depleted bone mass. So take a calcium supplement to counter it.

Overall coffee is great for you. Some have deemed it the healthiest beverage on the planet! Just dont ruin that with tons of sugar added, artificial or none.

Now how much coffee were their participants consuming per day? 1 cup or 5 pots like 'KjAthena'? :p
 

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Winner of our Coffee Cream flavor is post #203, 'KjAthena'. Congratulations! You and your family are possibly the winners of the coffee-kings award in my book :)

Next up in our Savory Flavor category is Mayan Mocha:

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» Mayan Mocha

This flavor stems from the same Coffee Cream base as our Coffee Cream flavor, but adds a great deal of complexity formulated how a traditional Mayan mocha should be. Dark cocoa extract, coffee, cream, cinnamon and vanilla, as well as a hint of our hazelnut extract.

I have never been to central America to try an authentic one, but all of my latino friends' parents made them for us as kids instead of hot chocolates as we got older. Down in San Diego, there is also a local coffee shop that makes a REALLY good Mayan Mocha, and I must seek one out at least a few times a month.

Has anyone ever been to central America to try an authentic one? Or anyone have friends/relatives who are Mayan descendants that have a MEAN Mayan mocha recipe? POST UP!

Mayan Mocha, GO!

Mayan Mocha, GO!
 

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I'm not a coffee drinker, but the Mayan Mocha sounds just delish!! :)

I have always enjoyed the Jamocha shakes at Arby's... and have actually gotten into a few of those 'International Coffee' blends... but I don't really do caffeine, except in some of the teas I drink (sorry I missed the day for the Chai Tea!!) and I can't stand the taste of regular coffee.

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What is really funny, is that I have gotten to LOVE coffee flavored vapes... as long as they are not just straight black coffee... :p
 

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OK, much better.

I never liked Coffee (and still don't), but about 10 years ago I had to meet some people at a Starbucks and not knowing what to order, I settled on a Mocha. Hmm, boy. I was hooked. Now, I have to stop at the local coffee shop at least a couple of times per week to get my Mocha. I just love those things. Lately I've been getting it made with Coconut Milk and it's even better.
 
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