Official Vapor4Life Contest Thread

[Ravens Rose]

This is one time where I don't mind the waste; I reaaaaallly needed that laugh today.

Happy I could help!

 

[btngchck]

bottle lifted
races, atty sizzles
vapor dancing

 

[btngchck]

leerily nervous
vapor phantom laughs, cappuccino
devine, unforgettable

 

[btngchck]

unknowing smoker
wakens blindly, vapor leaps
angelic meek slick

 

[JuneBug31]

Placed an order for juice today
French Pipe Tabacco it would be
Happy I will be when Mr. Mailman brings it to me.

 

[lonercom]

Not sure if these are 12 separate limericks or 1 big ode:

There once was a man named Steve,
Poor vapes were his pet peeve.
He sent Leaford to China,
to make things much fine-a,
now our vaping woes are relieved.

9 years ago there was a building that fell.
I awoke in a hospital; Swell
12 surgeries later,
I look like a tater,
but vaping makes life less hell!

I know this cannuck named Born,
the internet was his bullhorn.
his soapbox was vaping,
and less misery making,
but his vaping pork made me throw up a little this morn.

Val was a gal from Mass,
a mod collection she did amass.
something about lemonade and her mouth,
and all of our thoughts head south,
That's not what she said, dumbass.

I talked with my friend, Doshma,
we spoke of vapong dogma.
He said nothing was true,
'cept that the sky was blue,
and that USPS tracking was just bla bla bla.

Have you met my friend Adrennalynn,
Math and Science she was a peddlin'
She was smarter than most,
you could tell with each post,
that her mind was not just middlin.

3 packs a day I once smoked
While I hacked, coughed and choked
Then I found V4L
now my health is just swell
but my wallet is always broke'd

Belle,
Swell!
Puff,
Luff!
Well?

If you know JDVorr
you always want more.
His vids made by Ollee,
To me are really Holy.
But JD is such a vaping ......

Oh Where, oh where is PawPaw
His wise cracks made me guffaw
He gave good advice
which is always nice
Oh Where, oh where is PawPaw

Dracsis was an artist
and probably one of the smartest
his drawing are cool
but kids stay in school
'cause graphic arts jobs are the hardest.

I go by the handle loner
I'm not much of a ..... and moaner
Thanks to all those above
I feel so much Love
that my heart now flows over

 

[100thMonkey]

That was damn beauteous, loner.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

All that money spent
Nat Sherman cigarettes – yuck!
V4L saved me!

 

[Crimmy]

Sorry was a mistake on this one. look ahead

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Vaping saved my life!
I used to smoke analogs
Those days are long gone.

 

[Crimmy]

There once was a couple from Nair,
They like to vape on the stairs,

One day when the banister broke,
They doubled their toke.

and they finished there vape in midair.

 

[FlaSandman]

I was looking for a company that was reputable and trusting.
Found Vapor For Life and my mailbox started busting.
Every week more juice and blank carts.
Was looking for a way to save my lungs and heart.
Now the vapors are flowing, no smoke to be seen.
I'm grateful I found this way to get my nicotine!

 

[dbertram1117]

i'll live longer
vaping
but be poorer
vaping
thanks v4l!

 

[kushka]

Before smoke for death
Found laughter, joy, love, a son
Now vapor 4 life

Wowboy, Carmel, Clove
Bring self-chosen ecstasy
Because it’s your life

Any old man surfed to Vapor4life
Looking for French vanilla ice
He found Chocolate Peppermint
Cinnamon Roll and Green Parliament
And declared: Woyboy’s worth any price!

 

[rekeybobby]

Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius, the other's insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world

They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky.
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!

 

[Puffice]

I was a smoker for many a year, refusing to quit, I took a deft ear.
Plus I saw those who did just guzzled the beer.
But then to my wondering internet fear I found a site that brought me hear.
The words were all Greek but I listened and learned and now I am in the vaping world.
Many a onlooker has ask me what vaping is when they see my twinkling bright light, I then just give them the site that made me so bright and say no "I don't have a light".

Puffice

 

[uzzaperez]

once i stank and lied
now no stench nor stains to hide
i smile, kiss, breathe, free

 

[uzzaperez]

them's some pretty liberal interpretations of haiku there. you give me no chance, my limited creative powers restrained as they are by my failed attempts to follow form.

 

[DemonCowboy]

I hope the winner does understand
that while winning is grand
the spoils must go forth
be it to someone west east south or north

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Idea from the group Pay It Forward
their motto more should aspire toward
the hope and cheer that giving inspires
brings more joy than acquiring selfish desires
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Our government has gone astray
attempted murder by the FDA
why they're banning health anyone can guess
They're killing more than terrorists watched by DHS

welp there's my 3

 

[Sallyem]

This thread should have been stickied also. It contains many of the contest entries. Somehow we had TWO contest threads.
This thread contained many gems, including Lonercoms! I am replying to this thread so that it goes to the top in case some
people missed these gems.