Pssst.....hey Kendra......BiteMe's gotta weakness for buffers....wanna borrow one?
Lords and Ladies of Oz....I bring to you.....a new gambit..... sure to tickle your senses and inflame your minds...
Tell me the meaning of................. this!
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Almost too easy . . . but them I'm wise--and also have learned text-speak out of necessity since my 16 year old's primary means of communication with me is via texting.
Too wise you are, too wise I see. You are too wise for me.
Oh, my . . . well, I suppose it's time for the dungeon for me. I'm good with word puzzles, but these kinds of puzzles make my head hurt.
It looks like . . . two little circles. Yup. That's all I got.![]()
NO JULIE DON'T GO THERE!!!!!BAD!!!STAY OUT!!!That is no place for my first ECF girlfriend to be!!!...Don't listen to those other folks!!!STAY AWAY FROM THERE!!!DANGER!!8-oThe Wiz!Oh, crap. I really have to read through this entire thread? Oh, man.
Send food to the dungeon if you don't hear back from me in a couple of hours.![]()
JJ....That was Vicks you saw down there!!(She is a resident)...as for the strange liquid(you don't want to know!!!)Glad you made it out safely!!NOW STAY OUT!!(Oh I forgot...The screams you heard were from Rick!!!)Wiz, I heard you hollering for me to come out of the dungeon, and I think your call may have saved my life.
OMG . . . what in God's name goes on in that dungeon? 8-o
I wandered for a long time looking for the elevator Vicks described, and I heard some awful, horrible, gut-wrenching screaming coming from behind a door.
I tried to open it, thinking that whoever was in there desperately needed help, and just as I reached for the handle, some freaking flying monkeys came swooping down. I swear, they looked like escapees from some genetic experiment gone horribly awry. 8-o8-o
I started to run, and I slipped in some liquid . . . I don't know what it was . . . and I definitely do not want to know, but somebody is going to get a dry cleaning bill.
And the absolute worst part of this whole ordeal is that I still don't know what those freakin' circles are.
And who, pray tell, is locked away in that dungeon??????????
Julie, to save you from digging through this thread...here's the elevator quiz....There is a man, just an ordinary man, who lives on the 95th floor of a high-rise building.
Each morning, he goes through his ritual (vape, coffee, toast, shower, sh**, shave)
He gets in the elevator, pushes the button for the lobby, and goes to work.
In the evening, when he gets home, he gets into the elevator, pushes the button for the 75th floor, gets out, and hoofs it up the remaining stairs to get to his apartment on the 95th floor.
WHY? (there is a logical reason)
NO JULIE DON'T GO THERE!!!!!BAD!!!STAY OUT!!!That is no place for my first ECF girlfriend to be!!!...Don't listen to those other folks!!!STAY AWAY FROM THERE!!!DANGER!!8-oThe Wiz!
OMG . . . what in God's name goes on in that dungeon? 8-o
I tried to open it, thinking that whoever was in there desperately needed help, and just as I reached for the handle, some freaking flying monkeys came swooping down. I swear, they looked like escapees from some genetic experiment gone horribly awry. 8-o8-o
And who, pray tell, is locked away in that dungeon??????????
Well I don't know about the 2 little circles, but I do know that there is a 2008 Corvette running around town with this liscense plate on it....
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Tee-Hee!!! I just love it!!! Wish that I'd thought of it!!!![]()
(Oh I forgot...The screams you heard were from Rick!!!)The Wiz!
Vicks you are the life of the party for me at work right now...Thank you so much...LOLJulie, to save you from digging through this thread...here's the elevator quiz....
HEY! You're talking about my home, here.....So the cleaning staff hasn't been let out of their cages.....er, I mean hasn't come by in a while...and.... never mind - I LIKE the mold on the walls, OK?
Ask no questions...... trust no-one...... it's the set for the XXX files.
Darn it! NOW I gotta go hunt down the monkeys! I hope they weren't wearing the clown riot gear, I did promise Ricky, after all....
I started to run, and I slipped in some liquid . . . I don't know what it was . . . and I definitely do not want to know, but somebody is going to get a dry cleaning bill.
And the absolute worst part of this whole ordeal is that I still don't know what those freakin' circles are.
Do you want a hint?
There's a guy with that same licence plate in WI, too...I saw it once....
I also saw a vanity plate on a Mini that said "minime" that tickled me for about a week after I saw it.
No no, Wiz....my "guest" isn't Ricky boyo.....He's busy right now procuring some awesome Cherry Chocolate treats for my pleasure...
And, besides, I can't get him to sit still long enough to get the leather straps tight....them wings keep slapping me in the face.
Vicks you are the life of the party for me at work right now...Thank you so much...LOLThe Wiz!(really wanting one of those chocolate/cherry bars..YUM YUM!!!)
The guy is too short to reach the button on the way up because he is a midget but he can press th lobby button on the way down
No no! julie don't listen to your emerlad city boyfriend, it's wasn't me in the dungeon screaming!! my lungs out! until the 10000 volts that entered and spead thoughout my body had fried the hairs on the back of the head, ...ah uh was'nt me at all in that room..nope....nope.......I was umm erm ughh ...erm ...Chatting to Sun in the general dicussion room at the time, yeah yeah! thats right, Suns my alibiJJ....That was Vicks you saw down there!!(She is a resident)...as for the strange liquid(you don't want to know!!!)Glad you made it out safely!!NOW STAY OUT!!(Oh I forgot...The screams you heard were from Rick!!!)The Wiz!
I tell you what!, that Vicks is one sadistically vicious inedrvi.... *mumbles under breath* mot*e* fu d**f j*o*@!@![]()
It's reassuring to know things have not changed while I've been away. LOL Still as crazy and decadent as ever!![]()