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Simple logic, he's obviously a lazy health fanatic or! he has mental health issues
..take your pick~Rick
Simple logic, he's obviously a lazy health fanatic or! he has mental health issues
Just like someone I know.....
oh! oh! oh! ..nope!! i don't got it, makes absolutely no sense to me ...and besides with this massive migraine & high temperature i am experiencing right at this moment, I couldn’t work out a 6 square crossword puzzle
~Rick
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Now now my dear, be niceJust like someone I know.....
sick man walking~Rick~covers my mouth in a barffing motion~ Ok i think i shouldn't be here right now ...back to bed under warm blankies for me~Rick
~Rick
Originally Posted by Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah 
There is a man, just an ordinary man, who lives on the 95th floor of a high-rise building.
Each morning, he goes through his ritual (vape, coffee, toast, shower, sh**, shave)
He gets in the elevator, pushes the button for the lobby, and goes to work.
In the evening, when he gets home, he gets into the elevator, pushes the button for the 75th floor, gets out, and hoofs it up the remaining stairs to get to his apartment on the 95th floor.
WHY? (there is a logical reason)
ANSWER =
the man is a
- Little Person -
he can reach the lobby button at the bottom of the stack-
he CAN'T REACH the 95th floor button at the top,
75th floor button is as high as he can reach !!!!!!!
ha ha ha .....
good one vicks .........
There is a man, just an ordinary man, who lives on the 95th floor of a high-rise building.
Each morning, he goes through his ritual (vape, coffee, toast, shower, sh**, shave)
He gets in the elevator, pushes the button for the lobby, and goes to work.
In the evening, when he gets home, he gets into the elevator, pushes the button for the 75th floor, gets out, and hoofs it up the remaining stairs to get to his apartment on the 95th floor.
WHY? (there is a logical reason)
ANSWER =
the man is a
- Little Person -
he can reach the lobby button at the bottom of the stack-
he CAN'T REACH the 95th floor button at the top,
75th floor button is as high as he can reach !!!!!!!
ha ha ha .....
good one vicks .........
Yeah of course!, i was just about to come to that conclusion ....
And you believe that BS right? heh
when my head is clear i will give both of you a real conundrum to boggle the mind, that one from vicks was but mere childs play
Yeah! thats why i didn't pick it up straight away haha~Rick
....And you believe that BS right? heh
when my head is clear i will give both of you a real conundrum to boggle the mind, that one from vicks was but mere childs play
Yeah! thats why i didn't pick it up straight away haha
~Rick
Yeah of course!, i was just about to come to that conclusion
And you believe that BS right? heh
when my head is clear i will give both of you a real conundrum to boggle the mind, that one from vicks was but mere childs play
Yeah! thats why i didn't pick it up straight away haha
it was beneath you wasn't it,
insulted your intelligence........
can't wait for the next one........
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As she rises to the surface she hears the ringing of the phone in the phone box and cries Oh my god! I've made a terrible mistake!! 'Eeck'!!, She tries to swim to the edge but there is nothing she can do as the current is way!!!! too strong , and she is dragged over the falls to her death .
Why was she so upset when she heard the ringing of the phone?
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As she rises to the surface she hears the ringing of the phone in the phone box and cries Oh my god! I've made a terrible mistake!! 'Eeck'!!, She tries to swim to the edge but there is nothing she can do as the current is way!!!! too strong , and she is dragged over the falls to her death .
Why was she so upset when she heard the ringing of the phone?
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What intellegence?? ..lets be honest!!!! ..I'm as dumb as mud, and twice as thick ....it's got something to do with these x chromosome thingys, or some sh*t like that
~Rick
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Originally Posted by Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah
There is a man, just an ordinary man, who lives on the 95th floor of a high-rise building.
Each morning, he goes through his ritual (vape, coffee, toast, shower, sh**, shave)
He gets in the elevator, pushes the button for the lobby, and goes to work.
In the evening, when he gets home, he gets into the elevator, pushes the button for the 75th floor, gets out, and hoofs it up the remaining stairs to get to his apartment on the 95th floor.
WHY? (there is a logical reason)
ANSWER =
the man is a
- Little Person -
he can reach the lobby button at the bottom of the stack-
he CAN'T REACH the 95th floor button at the top,
75th floor button is as high as he can reach !!!!!!!
ha ha ha .....
good one vicks .........
Excellent deductive reasoning Di - you win the "booby" prize
She thought she had lost her hearing - and when she jumped into the water, it washed out her ears...
nope! - Not even a consolation prize for that! guess
~Rick
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she didn't get her money out before she jumped.....
vicks -
the booby prize......
is that a free boob job ??????
vicks -
the booby prize......
is that a free boob job ??????
Nope, you get your choice of the "boobs" in the Emerald City....
Better not pick Rick-o, though, I think Wild's got her eyes (and hands) all over him....
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