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***ON TOPIC***The Emerald City Arcade

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Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah

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He was being nice! We're talking about them little, paper or plastic dust mop thingies that chippy cheerleaders shake to whip up team spirit amongst the crowd. :D

They're cream and wine colored.... ;)


What...no witty reparte for that one, Bite? I left that door as W I D E open as I could!
 

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What...no witty reparte for that one, Bite? I left that door as W I D E open as I could!

Oh I've got a few....

I'm just trying to figure out what I can get away with!!! LOL

The truth of the matter is that I'm trying to coordinate a BBQ here at work tonight. My boss and I are headed to Costco in a few minutes, but I wanted to stop by and see what was happening in the fair city tonight.

I'm sure that you'll have a "witty reparte" for the BBQ at work thing, won't you?;)
 

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Oh I've got a few....

I'm just trying to figure out what I can get away with!!! LOL

The truth of the matter is that I'm trying to coordinate a BBQ here at work tonight. My boss and I are headed to Costco in a few minutes, but I wanted to stop by and see what was happening in the fair city tonight.

I'm sure that you'll have a "witty reparte" for the BBQ at work thing, won't you?;)


Well......seeing's how you asked for one...:D

Are you having tube steaks? Fillet mignon? or Rump Roast?

**I'm dreaming of a nice, thick, juicy, **************

Dam it! The FCC again!
 

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And yet another thread to put back on the straight -n- narrow.


Can a man marry his widow's sister?

not hardly,










cos he would be dead to have a widow .......
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Way to go, Di - you caught it right away......

Now try this one:


Every other day, a cyclist rides a bicycle over the border between the border of the US and Mexico. A border-patrolman always checks his satchel, but it holds nothing but a water bottle. Yet, he is smuggling something between the two countries. What is it?
 

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Way to go, Di - you caught it right away......

Now try this one:


Every other day, a cyclist rides a bicycle over the border between the border of the US and Mexico. A border-patrolman always checks his satchel, but it holds nothing but a water bottle. Yet, he is smuggling something between the two countries. What is it?

smuggling bicycles........
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dis bunny not so dumb ..........
 
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Anyone up on ancient Egyptian puzzles -


What starts on 4 legs, progresses to 2, and ends with 3?

Ahhhhh..... The oracle and I are old buddies....

The answer is "Man". When he is a child, he crawls on all 4's. As a man, he walks upright on 2 legs, and as an old man, he uses a cane, making 3 legs!;)
 
Ahhhhh..... The oracle and I are old buddies....

The answer is "Man". When he is a child, he crawls on all 4's. As a man, he walks upright on 2 legs, and as an old man, he uses a cane, making 3 legs!;)


OK - I conceed! I can't find another stumper like the double O one....

Someone else is going to have to take over - I'm out of ammo!
 
Yeah..... but that double O's thing lasted 2 or 3 days!!!! That's gotta be a record!;)


In that case, I'll rest on the old laurels..... then find another one. Actually, I do have another visual one from my dad, but its one that nobody would ever get, so I haven't put it out here.

Maybe later, once I've found the correct graphic to do so.....

In the meanwhile: try this one


Two separate royal families are always in battle,
Centuries long has been their feud.
There is a king,
but the queen has power,
and small as they are,
their armies are strong.
They cannot fight without their general,
he chooses every attack there is to be.
And I'm quite sure you have heard of their eternal battle;
What is it? Could you please tell me?
 
I'm bumping this one...anyone have an answer? It's a good riddle, really it is...

Anyone??


Two separate royal families are always in battle,
Centuries long has been their feud.
There is a king,
but the queen has power,
and small as they are,
their armies are strong.
They cannot fight without their general,
he chooses every attack there is to be.
And I'm quite sure you have heard of their eternal battle;
What is it? Could you please tell me?
 

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I'm bumping this one...anyone have an answer? It's a good riddle, really it is...

Anyone??


Two separate royal families are always in battle,
Centuries long has been their feud.
There is a king,
but the queen has power,
and small as they are,
their armies are strong.
They cannot fight without their general,
he chooses every attack there is to be.
And I'm quite sure you have heard of their eternal battle;
What is it? Could you please tell me?

A chess game?
 
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