Kids!!! don't make me come down there!
There is to be NO fun having!
It's a rule I just made.
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We no likey your rules!!!!!
Wait......I don't have an Oliver Dibi yet.......um, oh, er.......I mean, yessir Mr. Dibs, whatever you say Mr. Dibs.

I'm writing from Afghanitucky. The worlds greatest all-inclusive vacation destination.
Tours include:
Chit river - great fishing for brown trout
Burning garbage mountain - see beautiful plumes of toxic smoke
Mine strike village - because building housing in an impact zone keeps things spicy!
Those are just a few of the things you can look forward to in beautiful Afghanitucky....
Now sign here:__________________
Sent from the zoo using Tapatypo 2
Let me guess... You're a recruiter...???
Dibi!
Dibi!
Dibi!
Dibi!
Dibi!
Dibi!
Dibi!
That's all I have to say this AM, 4 hours before I have to be at work... while I sit here and consider taking the day off... a Dibi would make me feel better, would make me go to work and make the moolah for more Dibis! =]