I don't want anybody's opinion what doesn't get me closer to a bluetooth portable waffle maker . . . . .. . . . with pistachio ice cream.
Well then:
http://www.engadget.com/2007/05/03/keyboard-waffle-iron-cooks-up-your-favorite-peripheral/
And one of these:
This Power Cord's Bulge Is a Bluetooth Kill Switch

On your own for pistachio ice cream